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MasterEvilAce
04-07-2002, 01:42 AM
The following is more creative genius from Master_Evil_Ace

There are many small jokes, repeated jokes, and inside jokes.
Some quotes were ACTUALLY said. In order to understand some of the smaller things,
you must have been a regular of IRC :)

I hope nobody is offended, as this thread is purely for humor. :)

So, now, we begin.
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On One Normal day, like no other...
Err... Something

Cromdingy: Oh my god!!!

The world will be shocked FOREVER.

Rodzilla: I'm coing!!

That's right. Rodzilla is coing.
<Cue Horror Music>

Master_Evil_Ace: I Didn't know!!

What Vile Thing is going on in the world?

Evangelion_2: MEA I hope you feel special now.....

Cromdingy: OH MY GOD!!!

From The Creators Of Spy Siege

Cromdingy: OH MY GODDDD!!!!!
[dev]Mystic: someone please kill him
Cromdingy: You can't kill me!!!
Cromdingy: I AM IMMORAL!

Master Movie Productions Is Proud To Present The Movie Of a Lifetime

* DiEgo Bursts Into Tiny Bits

The Movie That Made The World Shed Tears

RatBoy: floppeh panis!!

The Same Movie We Were talking about 10 seconds ago.

* Cromdingy is now known as C|AWAY
* Rodzilla hands MEA an "IOU a ban"
C|AWAY: Oh my goddd!!!!!!

THAT's RIGHT.

MEA

GETS

BANNED!

Sartophiketle: Why ??? WHY????
Cromdingy: OH MY GODD!!!!!!
Sartophiketle: Wait.. Weren't you just away?
* Cromdingy is now known as C|AWAY
C|AWAY: Oh my GODDDDD!!!

Now we know what you're thinking. and NO.

It Wasn't Spam!

So, now..

We take you back to that night...
Two nights ago

Cromdingy: It was three nights ago

Weren't you just away?

* Cromdingy is now known as C|AWAY

THREE nights ago.

Cromdingy: And you'll die with your innards oozing out of your anus.
*** Master_Evil_Ace has joined #serioussam
Master_Evil_Ace: Hey guys
NoMercy_Rider: Hey MEA!
Mailman: Hey MEA!
[AkumA]{playingwithpanis}: Hey MEA!
Cromdingy: Hey MEA!
Tessai: Hey MEA!
Earthling: Hey MEA!
Master_Evil_Ace: How can you kill yourself but it isn't your fault?
TheNark: Say you trip and fall on an ice pick that goes though your heart
[dev]Mystic: Wait!
[dev]Mystic: We get signal!
*** Rodzilla has joined #seriousam
Master_Evil_Ace: !access Rodzilla
-ChanServ- User with nick Rodzilla does not exist.
Master_Evil_Ace: !access Rodzilla|away
-ChanServ- Rodzilla|away (DuckRaper) is a cyborg in #serioussam.
Mailman: It's you!
Rodzilla: How are you gentlemen!
Master_Evil_Ace: Weren't you just away?
Rodzilla: What you say !!
Master_Evil_Ace: You were just away.
*** Rodzilla sets mode: +b *!*asterEvil@*.carolina.rr.com
Rodzilla: Ha ha ha!
Mailman: NOO!!!!! YOU BASTARD!!!
Earthling: MEA!!
Tessai: YOU EVIL SLEEZEBALL!
Master_Evil_Ace: I'm still here...
*** Rodzilla sets mode: +k *!*asterEvil@*.carolina.rr.com
*** Master_Evil_Ace has quit IRC
Earthling: NOOOO!!!!!!
Rodzilla: You have no chance to survive make your time!
* Mailman casts spell "away with you!"
-ChanServ- The spell had no effect!
Rodzilla: You are on the way to destruction
Mailman: We can't stop him alone!
Earthling: Let our powers combine! Earth! Wind! Water! Go Planet!
* Mailman slaps Earthling around a bit with a large trout
[dev]Mystic: Take off every 'zig'
Mailman: What?
[dev]Mystic: Move 'zig'
Mailman: For great justice!
* DiEgp bursts into tiny bits
Mailman: ...
[dev]Mystic: oops
RatBoy: Move 'big floppeh panis'
-ChanServ- big floppeh panis launched!
Mailman: What is the plan, exactly?
[dev]Mystic: it attaches to the rail from the top and when all the
passengers are locked in it moves the chair backs facing up
so your in flying position
[Ghost]MEA: It's you're.
[dev]Mystic: What?
[GHOST]MEA: This is the ghost of MEA.
[GHOST]MEA: It's You're not your
[dev]Mystic: What?
[GHOST]MEA: You're is You Are. Your means possession.
[dev]Mystic: What?
[GHOST]MEA: Use the force, Mystic!
[dev]Mystic: What?
[GHOST]MEA: I can't help you anymore.
*** [GHOST]MEA has quit IRC
Cromdingy: OH MY GOD!!!
Mailman: He's right. We have to use the force.
[dev]Mystic: What?
Cromdingy: <Gasps> I Am your father!
* Mailman slaps Cromdingy around a bit with a large trout
Rodzilla: So...
Mailman: Hold on, we're thinking.
Rodzilla: You have no chance to survive make your time
Mailman: That's it!
[dev]Mystic: What?
Mailman: Cromdingy, It's up to me and you!
[GHOST]MEA: Oh god i'm doomed.
Mailman: ....
Mailman: Didn't you leave?
[dev]Mystic: No...
Mailman: Not you.
[dev]Mystic: What?
Mailman: Nevermind.
Mailman: Cromdingy! I r teh win 1!
* Cromdingy is now known as C|AWAY
Mailman: F***
* Mailman is now known as [GSI]Mailman
<Cue Strobe Lights, Delayed Voice, And Overused Animations>
[GSI]Mailman: Rodzilla! <Mouth still moving>
[GSI]Mailman: Yuo R teh l00zar!
[GSI]Mailman: Kaaa!!! Maayyyy!!! Ahhhhh!!! Maaayyy!! AHHHH!!!!!
Rodzilla: You know not what you doing!
[GSI]Mailman: !kb Rodzilla
*** Mailman sets mode: +kb *!*arkReaper@*.asm.bellsouth.net
*** Rodzilla was kicked
[GSI]Mailman: I r teh winnar!
[dev]Mystic: What?
[GSI]Mailman: GameSpy Industries! UnderCover Enabled!
* [GSI]Mailman is now known as Mailman
Earthling: Let our powers combine!
* Mailman slaps Earthling around a bit with a large trout
*** Mailman sets mode: -b *!*asterEvil@*.carolina.rr.com
*** Master_Evil_Ace has joined #serioussam
Earthling: Yay! Mea!
Cromdingy: MEA!
Master_Evil_Ace: Weren't you just away?
* Cromdingy is now known as C|AWAY
Mailman: Welcome back, old friend!
Master_Evil_Ace: Great to be back!
Master_Evil_Ace: You did well, Tiny Grasshoppa!
Mailman: It turns out that Rodzilla's computer took him over
and the hate for GameSpy was so powerful, GameSpy overheard
his plans, so they sent me, as a spy.
Mailman: We finally took him down, though.
Master_Evil_Ace: You risked my status....
Mailman: Haha. Not quite. We've known of His plans for sometime now...
Me being a spy, I gained his trust, and got on his good side.
Master_Evil_Ace: Good side? He was PURE EVIL!
Master_Evil_Ace: Rodzilla was committing crimes against the multi-national GameSpy!
Mailman: It's all over... Let's forget about the whole thing..
Mailman: Now if everybody here would gather around... and look into this red light...
* Mailman puts on sunglasses
[dev]Mystic: What?
Mailman: That's right.. just like that... Now Freeze.

<Blast of red light shines... Fading soon to black>


And Now, What you all came for:
The Credits

My Inner Duck Revealed By Mr Seven
Long Lines Provided by FilePlanet
Server Crashes Provided by GameSpy
Stupid avatars provided by vBulletin
Messed up Forum Templates By Rodzilla
Rodzilla's Mom Nude Provided By KaZaA
Back Problems Because Of XBoX
A Pain In The Neck Because Of [dev]Mystic
Wrist Problems Because Of Rodzilla's Mom Nude
Viruses Sent By RatBoy
Cat5 Cables Made By NoMercy_Rider
Corrupt Instagib Downloaded From FileFront
Bans For Entering #PHL
Apache 2.0 Provided By Indians
PHP Supplied By Drug Lords
Constant Disconnects Because Of A.O.L.
Seizure Signatures From Abuse Of [Color] Tags
U.S.A. Run By Dictator Bush

PS. Whoever Stole Viper45's virginity..
He wants it back, unharmed!!

In related news, Special Thanks To Tessai's Brother ;)

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Duck Raper Forever: Episode 1
Who Said Sequels Suck?
They Were Right
Coming: When It's Done

Wait a second.. This wasn't a trailer...
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PSS: The thing about Rodzilla's computer taking him over...
That wasn't true... but everything else...
IS HISTORY!!!

Or was it?

<Flash of Red light fills the room>

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Rodzilla
04-07-2002, 01:47 AM
I'm coing!!!! :D

viper45
04-07-2002, 04:25 AM
omg hahahahahahaha! This is hilarious!


w00t, I was in it too :D

Mailman
04-07-2002, 04:35 AM
I don't recall ever using the term "panis".

MasterEvilAce
04-07-2002, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Mailman
I don't recall ever using the term "panis".
Are you SURE?
Ergh.. Ok.. Well it doesn't matter..
You're still the star

Edit- Changed! Line now Reads from "RatBoy"

viper45
04-07-2002, 12:22 PM
*bump* this thread mustn't die until Episode 2 is done!

ZEN
04-07-2002, 04:44 PM
sniker...gfaw...snort...yes please continue.....:D

Fo0d
04-07-2002, 04:49 PM
:bawling:

sob sob.

Draakje's rabbit died a while ago.

Sob.

toastar
04-07-2002, 04:53 PM
BRRUHAHA!
That's very funny :) - ESPECIALLY the Tessai's brother bit!

fetzer
04-07-2002, 05:35 PM
* Cromdingy is now known as C|AWAY

:rofl:

viper45
04-07-2002, 05:42 PM
This should really be hosted on S! :D Something like Iirions Comics

LactosetheIntolerant
04-07-2002, 06:15 PM
awww im not in it this time :(
n0 m1l|< f0|2 j00

Cromajh
04-07-2002, 07:21 PM
I love it. However, the colored text doesn't go too well with the CAZMOD backdrop. I got a new avatar BTW !!!!!1 She's a cute anime girl, look at her. If you stare at her long enough, she might move. Not really.

EDIT: She doesn't wink anymore. HAPPEH?

Rodzilla
04-07-2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Cromajh
I love it. However, the colored text doesn't go too well with the CAZMOD backdrop. I got a new avatar BTW !!!!!1 She's a cute anime girl, look at her. If you stare at her long enough, she might move. Not really.

If you stare at her long enough, you notice she's against the rules.

strossos
04-07-2002, 09:20 PM
lol