Look everyone! I'm Serious Sam!

[Rig-Jarl]

Except I can't run more than 3 miles without getting winded!

OH GOD WHY AREN'T THE PICTURES WORKING OH HELL

[Fiendian]

Are you one of the idiots that also think they are Sam? ;)

[Rig-Jarl]

No I really am sam, just hold on I'm hosting the pics

[Manicsubsidal]

:biglaugh:

this has made my day

[Rig-Jarl]

http://www.thevoidclan.com/suchiiben/sam3.jpg
GRRR SAM I AM

http://www.thevoidclan.com/suchiiben/sam4.jpg
YEAH DAWG

http://www.thevoidclan.com/suchiiben/sam1.jpg
OHHHH YEAH THAT'S THE STUFF

YEAH

[Manicsubsidal]

o_O

...

:biglaugh:

[toastar]

The scary thing is.. he actually kind of does

[Rig-Jarl]

My mom told me I can be Sam when I grow up!!!

shut up you bullies!!!!

[marsboy0101]

:rofl:

[Rig-Jarl]

STOP iT!!! stop or I'll sic my lawyer daddy on you

[Dave the Insane]

...

[Vigilance]

hubba hubba

[Rig-Jarl]

I'll just assume you're female and I'll take that as a compliment!! Thanks, ma'am!

[Rodzilla]

He is not female, and what did you do to manage to break the damn attachment system...

[Prospector]

Are you one of the idiots that also think they are Sam? ;)

I completely agree with that. :D

[Joben]

The scary thing is.. he actually kind of does

*nods*

[Darth Plato]

If you think that's bad, consider this.

Jerusalem, I am told, has a whole squad of police devoted entirely keeping an eye on people who think they are Jesus Christ. Apparently, at any given time there are a few dozen people wandering the city under that impression. I guess the excitement is so great for some people when they enter the holy city that upon entering it, they suddenly realize they're Jesus.

[Rig-Jarl]

I don't think I'm Serious Sam, I know I am.

[Darth Plato]

I don't think you have a problem.

[Prospector]

I don't think I'm Serious Sam, I know I am.

Then why are you saying that you look like Serious Sam?

[shisha]

I don't think I'm Serious Sam, I know I am.

thats the spirit

[Rig-Jarl]

Now I just need the FE outfit and my life will be complete

[Fiendian]

You look more like a murder in Sams outfit. :P

[Rig-Jarl]

well I suppose it fits then, since Sam is a murderer

[Fiendian]

You sure look like Sam.
But you aren´t Sam, no one is.

[Rig-Jarl]

I will be, just give me about 8 months

[Fiendian]

Sure, but you will still look like Sam, you´ll never be him.
If you want to proof it to me, I need to hear your voice too.

[Manicsubsidal]

i want to see him mow down 7000 monters in a desert with a rail gun, then will i see him as sam(and insane)

[L0NE W0LF]

Except I can't run more than 3 miles without getting winded!



Maybe you should join the Army then you would be able to run 7 miles straight and then get winded.

:paranoid:

Trust me, I've run 7 miles straight.

:puke:

[LeChuck]

You're not Sam, you're just a guy trying to raise your own post count...

[Joben]

Now I just need the FE outfit and my life will be complete

lol dont forget the Mr.T style red sneakers :D

You're not Sam, you're just a guy trying to raise your own post count...

how dare you Mr Bega?

Look at this
http://www.thevoidclan.com/suchiiben/sam4.jpg
THAT is an acheivement one could speak of with pride to one's grandchildren!

[Rig-Jarl]

Green monkey you slut, I will cut you with my bowie knife

And for god's sakes, I have 2 posts a day. How many do you have? 10? skankface.

[McFuggin]

I don't think you have a problem.


Your humor is coming out, keep it up. :)

[Flux Capacitor]

http://www.thevoidclan.com/suchiiben/sam4.jpg


Ay oung Simon Cowell? Do you have his acidic wit?

[AverageJoe]

ok...wtf is going on here?

Rig, pick up an XM214 and i'll belive you...as for what Rod said...how the hell DID you break it?!

/edit
Sam's sneaks are the...uhm...wtf are they again? I know I've seen them. They're basketball shoes. urg. I hate memory farts. :(

[Icarus]

heh, you do bare some resemblance to sam.

[Kenjamin]

do you live close to me? :D

[AverageJoe]

dude...ugh nevermind.

[Egg]

That is pure gold. You deserve a custom title for that. I AM SAM.

[Rodzilla]

Maybe you should join the Army then you would be able to run 7 miles straight and then get winded.

:paranoid:

Trust me, I've run 7 miles straight.

:puke:

Try just a little over twelve straight... :)

[Walt]

Try just a little over twelve straight... :)
Rod's got the moves. (http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0082158/)

[Spitfire]

wish I was that buff, I can barly run maybe a block? lol and the funny thing is I'm as skinny as a stick, I'm told I'm really hot so I dont bother changing anything on myself :) but you kinda sorta resemble sam, but you need a tighter shirt, way bigger chest and arms and ummm have to be a CARTOON

[AverageJoe]

lol

[Joben]

and ummm have to be a CARTOON

PHOooooTOooooooCHOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AverageJoe]

haha that's golden!

[Oswald]

I don't think I'm Serious Sam, I know I am.and i don't just look like a worker doozer (http://www.fragglerocker.com/pics_big/fg-toy_worker.jpg)from fraggle rock, i know i am a worker dooze (http://www.fragglerocker.com/pics_big/fg-toy_worker.jpg)from fraggle rock.

[Rig-Jarl]

I'm working on the bigger arms and chest thing, I've been working on it for the past 2 1/2 weeks haha, god bless free time

Joe, I think the shoes you're thinking about are Converse

And I got a medium sized shirt... I was too afraid to get a small 100% cotton shirt because it didn't seem to bode well haha

[Grand Master Shinobi]

you know he does kinda look like sam ;) :D

[Rig-Jarl]

haha take the old sam out or else my shoulder will look huge

[Grand Master Shinobi]

i would but i didnt wanna spend any more time on it... i was gonna get a cool ingame shot but didnt wanna go find my cd sorry.

[Hollywood]

Joe, I think the shoes you're thinking about are Converse

looks pretty damn close... missing the bomb logo though... that can be solved with fabric paints :D

[Discy]

Sew the logo onto the shoe maybe??? o_O

[Fiendian]

Just stop this game Rig-Jarl. You look alike Sam but you aren´t Sam. You can´t change that whatever alike him, you´ll be.

[Shrinker]

this is so :rofl:

[LeChuck]

Green monkey you slut, I will cut you with my bowie knife

And for god's sakes, I have 2 posts a day. How many do you have? 10? skankface.

I kid I kid
And Joben's cartoon thing made him now look like one of those Max Payne comics

[Marcellus Wallace]

what's all this then???

[Joben]

hey, what happened to the original pictures?

...good thing i saved two of them.
Since this thread would be mucho imcomprehensible without them i'll host them for the moment.

Rig-Jarl in all his glory:
http://mouse.trincoll.edu/~jonathan/sam3.jpg
http://mouse.trincoll.edu/~jonathan/sam4.jpg

[Fiendian]

Is your phone number, the number in the phonebooth secrets? ;):P

[Discy]

And are the bigheads your slaves? Oh wait, that's not in Serious Sam... SORRY!


;)

[KingDawgEX]

No, seriously dudes... this guy IS sam. I've seen him at work. He even strafes when he runs

[Spitfire]

Rofl

[AverageJoe]

lmao
how do we know you're not just rig at a diff sn?

[Rig-Jarl]

hahaha this is my friend Dawg. He's a lot like Serious Sam, too, since he's an expert marksman and all women want him

I strafe all the time, and often flip

[Fiendian]

I didn´t know many women played Serious Sam. :P

[Rig-Jarl]

shut up your mouth young man

I think we all have a little bit of Sam in us

[Spitfire]

such words of wisdom, we all have alittle sam in us...

[Oswald]

such words of wisdom, we all have alittle sam in us......it's that little part in the back of your mind, the little bastard clawing for a mini-gun on a hot day. the urge to kick ass and not even take names, because such a bastard has no need for paperwork. the primal urge to strike down those in your path with searing hot lead, to rain down hell on the opposition.

and thustly, we play serious sam. give the little devil his fill without any real-life consequences. we should hi-jack shipments of zoloft and switch them with boxes of 'serious sam - the first encounter' (have to get them hooked... send them in a feeding frenzy for 'the second encounter'). take your medication and shove it, unlike your prescription of pills, 'serious sam' dosen't just mask the problem, he obliterates it.

viva la serious sam.

[berbano]

...it's that little part in the back of your mind, the little bastard clawing for a mini-gun on a hot day. the urge to kick ass and not even take names, because such a bastard has no need for paperwork. the primal urge to strike down those in your path with searing hot lead, to rain down hell on the opposition.

and thustly, we play serious sam. give the little devil his fill without any real-life consequences. we should hi-jack shipments of zoloft and switch them with boxes of 'serious sam - the first encounter' (have to get them hooked... send them in a feeding frenzy for 'the second encounter'). take your medication and shove it, unlike your prescription of pills, 'serious sam' dosen't just mask the problem, he obliterates it.

viva la serious sam.

AMEN!!

[Fiendian]

shut up your mouth young man

I think we all have a little bit of Sam in us

Why don´t you just shut up yourself, Fake Sam? :rolleyes:

[Sengin]

Ok, some real person is trying to say that he's a fictional charactar created by Croations? (not that the croation thing is bad). Sure we can pretend we are and say we are, but the god-awful truth is... It isn't possible to be a fictional character.

@Oswald: You hit the nail on the head

[Dave the Insane]

...it's that little part in the back of your mind, the little bastard clawing for a mini-gun on a hot day. the urge to kick ass and not even take names, because such a bastard has no need for paperwork. the primal urge to strike down those in your path with searing hot lead, to rain down hell on the opposition.

and thustly, we play serious sam. give the little devil his fill without any real-life consequences. we should hi-jack shipments of zoloft and switch them with boxes of 'serious sam - the first encounter' (have to get them hooked... send them in a feeding frenzy for 'the second encounter'). take your medication and shove it, unlike your prescription of pills, 'serious sam' dosen't just mask the problem, he obliterates it.

viva la serious sam.

here here!

[Rig-Jarl]

He's not a fictional character, because I am him you jimmy hat

[Sengin]

You poor, confused boy

[Marcellus Wallace]

:paranoid:

[Kenjamin]

you should be in movies. certain kinds.

[Rig-Jarl]

NO I will not make out with you!

I'm going to make a movie in about a month with me as Serious Sam, it's going to be awesome

[Sengin]

Be sure to give us a look at it... We all want to see it

[Discy]

And laughing our asses off.. ;):P

[Rig-Jarl]

Oh man it's going to be so cool, I'm training for it right now

[supershine785]

you have creepily large arms.
maybe you're swollen from an allergic reaction to something? to a doctor! ON THE DOUBLE!!

eh, you kinda look like him.

[Fiendian]

I'm going to make a movie in about a month with me as Serious Sam, it's going to be awesome

You don´t spare your ego. ;):P

[Sengin]

The intro to the movie <dark deep movie preview person's voice>In a world where Serious Sam lives...lives a boy who believes he is the famed Sam. What new adventures await him? Let's find out... Here at "Sam's" house we find "Sam" going out the door. What will the day bring? How many monsters will he need to slay in order to get to the supermarket? Will he need to live off the gibs? Stay tuned to find out..."</dark deep movie preview person's voice>

Sorry for ragging on you but you at least have to admit that what you are suggesting is really... kinda.... uh, pretend.

[AverageJoe]

baaaahahahhahahahahahaha

now THAT's golden! :D

[Rig-Jarl]

you have creepily large arms.
maybe you're swollen from an allergic reaction to something? to a doctor! ON THE DOUBLE!!

eh, you kinda look like him.

ohhhhhhh man, you crack me up buddy

Gosh, I just can't believe you all really thought I was Sam! Ho ho! I tricked you!

[AverageJoe]

supershine is a girl

[Darth Plato]

Yet another vintage Hunata style punchline.

Welcome back, Steve.

[Rig-Jarl]

nice memory you jumbled sack of fetal giblets

[Discy]

please guys, don't let this end in a flaming raging fight, okay? This is a peaceful forum so please behave!

[Kenjamin]

please guys, don't let this end in a flaming raging fight, okay? This is a peaceful forum so please behave!

you have a crap avatar :P

[Discy]

So you noticed??? ;)


BTW, You look great with a santa hat! :P

[Shrinker]

ohhhhhhh man, you crack me up buddy

Gosh, I just can't believe you all really thought I was Sam! Ho ho! I tricked you!

I don´t think anyone thought that.

Why did you do this? Are you stupid?

[Discy]

I don´t think anyone thought that.
You tell him, dude!

Why did you do this? Are you stupid?
No victodor and me are stupid! ;)

[Fiendian]

@Rig-Jarl: No one thought you were Sam, but you look like him pretty much.

I need to admit that. :)

@Disconnector: It´s not confirmed that Victodor is stupid. And you AREN´T stupid at all. Nah, maybe alittle. :P

[Rig-Jarl]

I don´t think anyone thought that.

Why did you do this? Are you stupid?

Oh god damn, you got me, I'm a moron because I sought to make a humorous thread displaying the similarities between myself and Serious Sam. Shit I'm stupid! Damn!

I know no one thought I looked like Sam haha

[Shrinker]

This is no offense, I was just bored of persons who say "I tricked you all!", it´s like victodor.

Other than that, it was a fun thread and respect to you for daring to post such images :)

[Sengin]

I thought something fishy was going on, that's why I posted my little story about your movie. Usually I'd consider it too rude to do something like that, but since I had a weird feeling that you weren't really thinking you were sam, I posted it. But you should have let it carried on longer to see what other insults could've been thrown at you :D

[Egg]

What is wrong with some of you people? He made a pretty funny thread and you ass****ed it.

[Sengin]

Egg, who are you talking to?

[Rig-Jarl]

I demand you all start talking sensibly right this minute

[Sengin]

What?

[Darth Plato]

He demands you all start talking sensibly this minute!

Or actually, he demanded you start talking senibly that minute, which was 51 minutes ago.

[Rodzilla]

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[Darth Plato]

Comprehensibility is of secondary importance.

[Sengin]

But I was talking sensibly, that is what I don't get