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Old 04-27-2012, 07:05 PM   #1  
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Default Love poem to Sandra Fluke

Oh Sandra Fluke
You raise my banner of love
When you speak on TV
My limbs gently tremble
How ironically I salivate
For this modern Minerva.

But alas, my lust--my love--
Unfulfilled as a dream of interstellar travel
For it is fated that you shall be married
Alas!--to another,
A man deserving.

My lust insatiable
Swells nonetheless
Stoked by accusations
That you are a slut.
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Old 04-27-2012, 07:49 PM   #2  
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Ah! I know of her.

"The news", aka "Colbert Report" told me all about her being a slut.

As for your poem, sorry but I no englis.
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Old 04-28-2012, 04:47 PM   #3  
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It seemed really funny when I wrote it.
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Old 04-29-2012, 08:11 PM   #4  
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