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Old 11-15-2013, 02:51 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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I know how to play this instrument called penis. All I need to do is stroke it up and down and it makes a 'fap' noise. I've only played with my own penis so far though.
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Old 11-15-2013, 03:01 PM   #2   Add To Ignore List  
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Ha ha! I'm twelve years old and find that hilarious!

Okay, on a more serious note, there is only one instrument I can currently play and that is a one-string bass. I also once knew a little bit about playing an acoustic guitar and could play a few bits of certain songs, but that knowledge is now long gone.
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Old 11-15-2013, 03:48 PM   #3   Add To Ignore List  
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Synthesizers and midi lay-outs. I'm one hell of a musician you faggots.
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Old 11-15-2013, 03:55 PM   #4   Add To Ignore List  
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I play the drums. But I haven't played in a few years (damn apartment living), so I'm sure my skills are very low nowadays. I remember in high school I had a grand vision of being in a rock band some day. Yeah that dream fell by the wayside pretty quick.
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Old 11-15-2013, 05:42 PM   #5   Add To Ignore List  
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I play the keyboard... (No, that's not me playing, I wish it was though )
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Old 11-15-2013, 07:04 PM   #6   Add To Ignore List  
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That video reminds me of how I play fighting games on keyboard...
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Old 11-15-2013, 07:24 PM   #7   Add To Ignore List  
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I play the keyboard... (No, that's not me playing, I wish it was though )
Oh my! Oh MY! That... is beyond words. I can't even follow the arrows at that speed!

@PikaCommando: If I know my puns right, I think they call that one the "skin flute".
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Old 11-15-2013, 09:34 PM   #8   Add To Ignore List  
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I play the drums. But I haven't played in a few years (damn apartment living), so I'm sure my skills are very low nowadays. I remember in high school I had a grand vision of being in a rock band some day. Yeah that dream fell by the wayside pretty quick.
The drums have intrigued me for a bit now. It sucks that you can't play it because of an apartment living space. ;-;
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Old 11-16-2013, 12:03 PM   #9   Add To Ignore List  
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Well you could use Boobs from Woman as Bongos or sort of Drums, which tell us the Porn Industry.


As a child gnaar played 1 year recorder and he was pretty bad.
Then he gave up.

But don't worry ladies gnaars other flute still works and hits the right tunes.
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Old 11-16-2013, 06:09 PM   #10   Add To Ignore List  
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i play the drums...
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Old 11-17-2013, 12:35 AM   #11   Add To Ignore List  
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I'm rather proficient on the bass. Been playing for about 9 years now.

No one wants to play metal, though
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Old 11-17-2013, 04:15 AM   #12   Add To Ignore List  
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But don't worry ladies gnaars other flute still works and hits the right tunes.
Gnaarwarian, you made my friggin' night, man! Hell ye!
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Old 11-17-2013, 09:19 AM   #13   Add To Ignore List  
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Guitar, but I haven't really been playing for years now. Occasionally take it out for a quick play, but that's about it these days.
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Old 11-17-2013, 10:47 AM   #14   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 11-19-2013, 03:58 AM   #15   Add To Ignore List  
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I can only play the stereo, but I can make it sound like anybody.
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Old 11-19-2013, 11:37 AM   #16   Add To Ignore List  
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I can play the Piano a bit, I guess. I used to know the Ocarina and guitar but I forgot how to play 'em. I didn't even like guitar I was just forced to do it.
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Old 11-22-2013, 12:42 PM   #17   Add To Ignore List  
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i can play the guitar for a bit, and some really basic tunes on piano. and i like singing, my voice counts as instrument right?
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Old 11-30-2013, 05:49 AM   #18   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 01-02-2014, 07:30 AM   #19   Add To Ignore List  
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I can play two instruments. Thanks to my sister teaching me. (She's a professional musician.)
But I still don't feel like telling others which instruments I can play :/
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Old 01-02-2014, 07:34 AM   #20   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 01-02-2014, 07:41 AM   #21   Add To Ignore List  
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oooh, I used to be able to play this, too.
...but then my jew harp broke into pieces. And it seems I was only capable to play that very one I owned. So now I can't play this instrument anymore. lol. :/
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Old 01-02-2014, 09:53 AM   #22   Add To Ignore List  
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I can play two instruments. Thanks to my sister teaching me. (She's a professional musician.)
But I still don't feel like telling others which instruments I can play :/
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Old 01-12-2014, 02:52 AM   #23   Add To Ignore List  
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OP lulz xD

I've got about 12 years of playing Saxophone. I like Tenor, but I only ever owned an Alto. Played some with the Tenor in high school in Jazz/Marching Band. Just sold my alto a couple months ago, but I've picked up a harmonica. I want to start an old time string band.
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