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Old 01-16-2004, 01:54 AM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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happy b-day Archy!

I wonder what would happen if you threw a bottle of good whiskey in the warp containment of the enterprise?
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happy b-day Archy!

I wonder what would happen if you threw a bottle of good whiskey in the warp containment of the enterprise?
the show would probably get better
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lol well, I always looked at it as the most kickass mediocrity ever......

if that makes sense... ehhh sorry I like cheesyness
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I think it would depend on which Enterprise you mean.

If it was the original Starship Enterprise, it would probably be flung into warp 11, taking to crew to a strange planet. The planet would be ruled by power-mad superhumans and depsite problems with the transporter system half of the major characters would beam down to the styrofoam surface. There Mr. Sulu would go nuts, and a red-shirted security guard would get paralyzed by some kind of yellow ray. Bones would lean over and pronounce him dead, after which kirk woud find the computer giving the beings their super powers and talk it to death and Spock would make some wry remark.

If it were the NCC-1701A, the Enterprise would shoot into a brightly colored warp stream and emerge in a moral dilemma with the Klingons. After quoting a little Shakespeare and drinking blue wine, the Kilngons would fumble all over themselves and Mr. Sulu would turn up in his own spaceship. The whole cast would hug now that God and peace had been found and Spock would make some wry remark about how it all happened in spite of the alcohol.

If it were the enterprise B they would all be flung through time and run into the Enterprise D and some Romulans. This would result in the hot security guard from the future getting it on with a Romulan for some reason, regarding which Mr. Data would make some poignant remark at a much later date.

If it were the enterprise C the whole thing would be sent into a time-travelling nexus that captures intermittent celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg and Malcolm McDowell. Scotty and Chekov would stare into space thinking Kirk was dead. Actually he'd be chopping wood in paradize, showing off his muscles to no one in particular. Mr. Spock would spew profanities and refuse to be a part of It. I mean Leonard Nimoy would. Captain Picard would drop by to take Captain Kirk seriously.

If it were the enterprise D, the ship would be flung into warp 9.9, taking them all to a planet with a culture that seems like our own but is different in one respect while Geordi tried to reverse the polarity on something so they could get back. Ryker would go down and get laid on the computer-generated surface and Troi would cry--not because of him but because of some pain and sorrow ion the planet. "Pain," she would say in a nasal voice. Then wesley would reverse the polrity by accident, but not before the crew learned an important moral lesson about cultural diversity. At the end Dr. Crusher would hit on Picard but he wouldn't get it.

If it were the enterprise E the ship would go back in time and get taken over by the Borg. Data would get molested by the Borg queen and have something poignant to say. Meanwhile the past would look pretty different from what the Crew expected, with them finding out that the guy who invented the warp drive was drunk the whole time. Thus it would all come full circle.
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Old 01-16-2004, 03:11 AM   #11   Add To Ignore List  
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Happy Birthday !!!
To the forum Hackzor. Hope you have a good one.

Appologies for anyone elses bday I have missed lately.
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OMG happy birthday http://www.armorica.tm.fr/prehistoire/images/archo.gif!

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Old 01-16-2004, 04:19 AM   #15   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 01-16-2004, 04:44 AM   #16   Add To Ignore List  
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I think it would depend on which Enterprise you mean.

If it was the original Starship Enterprise, it would probably be flung into warp 11, taking to crew to a strange planet. The planet would be ruled by power-mad superhumans and depsite problems with the transporter system half of the major characters would beam down to the styrofoam surface. There Mr. Sulu would go nuts, and a red-shirted security guard would get paralyzed by some kind of yellow ray. Bones would lean over and pronounce him dead, after which kirk woud find the computer giving the beings their super powers and talk it to death and Spock would make some wry remark.

If it were the NCC-1701A, the Enterprise would shoot into a brightly colored warp stream and emerge in a moral dilemma with the Klingons. After quoting a little Shakespeare and drinking blue wine, the Kilngons would fumble all over themselves and Mr. Sulu would turn up in his own spaceship. The whole cast would hug now that God and peace had been found and Spock would make some wry remark about how it all happened in spite of the alcohol.

If it were the enterprise B they would all be flung through time and run into the Enterprise D and some Romulans. This would result in the hot security guard from the future getting it on with a Romulan for some reason, regarding which Mr. Data would make some poignant remark at a much later date.

If it were the enterprise C the whole thing would be sent into a time-travelling nexus that captures intermittent celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg and Malcolm McDowell. Scotty and Chekov would stare into space thinking Kirk was dead. Actually he'd be chopping wood in paradize, showing off his muscles to no one in particular. Mr. Spock would spew profanities and refuse to be a part of It. I mean Leonard Nimoy would. Captain Picard would drop by to take Captain Kirk seriously.

If it were the enterprise D, the ship would be flung into warp 9.9, taking them all to a planet with a culture that seems like our own but is different in one respect while Geordi tried to reverse the polarity on something so they could get back. Ryker would go down and get laid on the computer-generated surface and Troi would cry--not because of him but because of some pain and sorrow ion the planet. "Pain," she would say in a nasal voice. Then wesley would reverse the polrity by accident, but not before the crew learned an important moral lesson about cultural diversity. At the end Dr. Crusher would hit on Picard but he wouldn't get it.

If it were the enterprise E the ship would go back in time and get taken over by the Borg. Data would get molested by the Borg queen and have something poignant to say. Meanwhile the past would look pretty different from what the Crew expected, with them finding out that the guy who invented the warp drive was drunk the whole time. Thus it would all come full circle.
yay for cliche`ness

and if it happened to the big O dorothy might say something and there'd be some boring robot fight

and again... happy birthday haxxor!
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I think it would depend on which Enterprise you mean.

If it was the original Starship Enterprise, it would probably be flung into warp 11, taking to crew to a strange planet. The planet would be ruled by power-mad superhumans and depsite problems with the transporter system half of the major characters would beam down to the styrofoam surface. There Mr. Sulu would go nuts, and a red-shirted security guard would get paralyzed by some kind of yellow ray. Bones would lean over and pronounce him dead, after which kirk woud find the computer giving the beings their super powers and talk it to death and Spock would make some wry remark.

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If it were the enterprise B they would all be flung through time and run into the Enterprise D and some Romulans. This would result in the hot security guard from the future getting it on with a Romulan for some reason, regarding which Mr. Data would make some poignant remark at a much later date.

If it were the enterprise C the whole thing would be sent into a time-travelling nexus that captures intermittent celebrities like Whoopi Goldberg and Malcolm McDowell. Scotty and Chekov would stare into space thinking Kirk was dead. Actually he'd be chopping wood in paradize, showing off his muscles to no one in particular. Mr. Spock would spew profanities and refuse to be a part of It. I mean Leonard Nimoy would. Captain Picard would drop by to take Captain Kirk seriously.

If it were the enterprise D, the ship would be flung into warp 9.9, taking them all to a planet with a culture that seems like our own but is different in one respect while Geordi tried to reverse the polarity on something so they could get back. Ryker would go down and get laid on the computer-generated surface and Troi would cry--not because of him but because of some pain and sorrow ion the planet. "Pain," she would say in a nasal voice. Then wesley would reverse the polrity by accident, but not before the crew learned an important moral lesson about cultural diversity. At the end Dr. Crusher would hit on Picard but he wouldn't get it.

If it were the enterprise E the ship would go back in time and get taken over by the Borg. Data would get molested by the Borg queen and have something poignant to say. Meanwhile the past would look pretty different from what the Crew expected, with them finding out that the guy who invented the warp drive was drunk the whole time. Thus it would all come full circle.
That's nice but Enterprise B and C should be switched there. Enterprise B was in the Generations movie and Enterprise C was in that TNG episode with Tasha Yar and the ship from the past.
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