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Old 12-06-2011, 06:13 AM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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i like reviews from this guy, i think he has some of best and most brutal reviews on internet. here is ss3 review. read other reviews, especially from "big" games.

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Old 12-06-2011, 06:45 AM   #2   Add To Ignore List  
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I think he's miserable looser anyway - unless that was supposed to be humorous in some way. Nice to get some high score, though.
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His scores are actually very realistic (maybe Dragon Age 2 deserves a bit more than 0/10 ).
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Old 12-06-2011, 08:29 AM   #4   Add To Ignore List  
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bookmarked read some other reviews, and they actually play what they review.
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I think he's miserable looser anyway - unless that was supposed to be humorous in some way. Nice to get some high score, though.
maybe he is, but obviously that is way that he express himself. point is, mostly his scores are very realistic i think, and he points out good and bad things about every game, especially about games that get 90+ scores on "main gaming sites" and gives them scores that they deserve. read skyrim, bulletstorm etc reviews... there are also reviews from (very?) old games

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He thinks consoles ruined the SS games? He does realize that every single Sam game (with the exception of the handhelds) has been made, and ran excellently, for consoles as well, right?

sorry, i get defensive when i hear PC elitist remarks.

Anyways, besides that it looks like a good read, i'll finish reading when i get some more free time.
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I think he was only refering to SS2 there, which is partly true I guess.
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That Sweary Mary is actually spot on with the review. I like his presentation.

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I think he's miserable looser anyway - unless that was supposed to be humorous in some way. Nice to get some high score, though.
It's just a persona to set himself apart from other reviewers/vlogs/blogs/random people who think they're game reviewers if they say how much CoD rocks. It's actually refreshing, much like Yahtzee's cynical and sarcastic way to approach video game reviews.
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The F-word is in every single sentence in that review.
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he points out good and bad things about every game,
What "bad things" did he point out about SS3, exactly?
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The F-word is in every single sentence in that review.
Yep.
Read 1 sentence, and closed the page.

He must be 14.

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Nah, it's just his specific thing to do. Seems it goes back to 2003. I like Yahtzee and TotalBiscuit better though.
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What "bad things" did he point out about SS3, exactly?
well maybe none, i won't read review again to answer this question. as i remembered he talks crtitcally about ss2, and facial animations.

what i was primarly thinking: he points out bad thing about games that get 90+ on main gaming sites, that reviews don't talk about and it should be talked about. as i said, if you want read his reviews of "big" games.
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I can't take reviewers like this (and Zero Punction, etc) seriously because their primary goal is to be a character rather than to review games. Not that I take professional reviews seriously, either.

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maybe he is, but obviously that is way that he express himself. point is, mostly his scores are very realistic i think, and he points out good and bad things about every game, especially about games that get 90+ scores on "main gaming sites" and gives them scores that they deserve. read skyrim, bulletstorm etc reviews... there are also reviews from (very?) old games
Bulletstorm deserves much higher than a 6.5. Halo Reach at 4.5 is laughable, as is Bad Company 2 at 4.0. Some of his scores are fair, but he's biased all the same.
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i won't read review again to answer this question.
I just read it again. Took less than 5 minutes.
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The guy can't be all bad...

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The game also retains all the classic coop modes, death match and survival gameplay which give it hours and hours of replay value. I just hope someone creates the PARSE ERROR mod for this mother ****er. Hell I'll pay to have super fast weapons and 20,000 enemies attacking all at once.
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No he can't be all bad.

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The game also retains all the classic coop modes, death match and survival game play which give it hours and hours of replay value. I just hope someone creates the " PARSE ERROR" mod for this mother ****er. Hell I'll pay to have super fast weapons and 20,000 enemies attacking all at once.

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There must be some freudian meaning here

SS3 review counted 23 F-Bombs his rating was 9/10

Skyrim review counted 28 F-Bombs his rating was 8/10

Battlefield 3 review counted 35 F-Bombs his rating was 7.5/10
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Kingpin ? Good luck with that
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There must be some freudian meaning here

SS3 review counted 23 F-Bombs his rating was 9/10

Skyrim review counted 28 F-Bombs his rating was 8/10

Battlefield 3 review counted 35 F-Bombs his rating was 7.5/10
That's interesting...

HEY! He could start rating games in F-s instead of grades. Something like: "SS3 is graded 23 on the Suislide F***ering Scale, BF3 is rated 35 on the SFS, etc.
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