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Old 05-23-2004, 04:14 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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First he fell off a Segway, now a bicycle. What is it with him and non-petroleum powered transportation?
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who wears a mouth guard while mountain biking?
assuming Bush isnt into the whole downhill 60km an hour through thick forest kind of mountain biking.
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First he fell off a Segway, now a bicycle. What is it with him and non-petroleum powered transportation?
Meybe hes just do'n the dew.

I mean if ya aint crash'n it then ya aint haven fun.

I bet he was try'n to get air on the segway.
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Yea I think he is human
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At least he didn't require shoulder surgery after crashing on the bike like Kerry did.



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I bet he was try'n to get air on the segway.
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ok, seriously, how the **** do you fall off a segway?

you have to be a ****ing moron to fall off a segway.
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Apparently, he didn't know you had to turn it on to get the stabilizers to start working.
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And he is leading our country...
he obviously forgot to put the stabilizers on that one also.
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And he is leading our country...
he obviously forgot to put the stabilizers on that one also.
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Old 05-23-2004, 09:18 PM   #13   Add To Ignore List  
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And he is leading our country...
he obviously forgot to put the stabilizers on that one also.
ROFL
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And he is leading our country...
he obviously forgot to put the stabilizers on that one also.
Anti-flag teach you that?
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Raise your hand here if you've even biked 27 kilometers before in your life? I would hope this would be most of you, but I really wouldn't be surprised if a substantial number hadn't.

Now if you've managed to not ever fall off your bike and injure yourself, keep your hand up.


Thought so.
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raises hand..

thuogh i didn't fall off that time ^.^
but no i wouldn't giv ethim shit for falling off the bike..
i've had more than one nasty fall.
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/me hand remains raised

Now then, smartass, who here has ridden over 100 miles in a day?
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As the saying goes.

99% of men masturbate.
1% are lying.

The same figures seem to apply themselves rather nicely.
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And he is leading our country...
he obviously forgot to put the stabilizers on that one also.
As I understand, two kinds of people are anti bush:

Pacifists
and people who think the President controls the economy.

As I understand it, two kinds of people get their asses kicked over and over again:
Pacifists (Hitler: 1, Appeasement: 0)
and people who expect a single man to run the economy. (Stalin: 1, Russia: 0)

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Raise your hand here if you've even biked 27 kilometers before in your life? I would hope this would be most of you, but I really wouldn't be surprised if a substantial number hadn't.

Now if you've managed to not ever fall off your bike and injure yourself, keep your hand up.


Thought so.
Thank you.
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As I understand, two kinds of people are anti bush:

Pacifists
and people who think the President controls the economy.

As I understand it, two kinds of people get their asses kicked over and over again:
Pacifists (Hitler: 1, Appeasement: 0)
and people who expect a single man to run the economy. (Stalin: 1, Russia: 0)

*puts on flame retardant suit*
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there should just be a forum dedicated to political stuff. Well i suppose this is.

Oh and dont forget the pretzel.
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As I understand, two kinds of people are anti bush:

Pacifists
and people who think the President controls the economy.

As I understand it, two kinds of people get their asses kicked over and over again:
Pacifists (Hitler: 1, Appeasement: 0)
and people who expect a single man to run the economy. (Stalin: 1, Russia: 0)

*puts on flame retardant suit*
ganhdi pwned britain.
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Yes! My thoughts exactly!

I saw in the news that retard running against bush in the elections jumped on the opportunity to poke fun at the whole thing by going for a ride on his bike for the cameras.
Seriously, is anybody planning to vote for that moron in your country?
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ganhdi pwned britain.

which spawned three wars and continuing violence to this day. and he died violently.
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On that note I'm not going to up and say people falling off bicycles isn't funny. People falling is one of lifes many comedies. It didn't change my judgement of Bob Dole, for instance, when he fell off the podium, but it did brighten my mood. Once there was a priest at my school who had polio as a child, so he walked kind of funny all the time. He used to fall down once or twice a month. It was funny as hell to see him go down...all I can say is thank God he had a sense of humor about it, or I'd have spent a few years in detention.
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Yes! My thoughts exactly!

I saw in the news that retard running against bush in the elections jumped on the opportunity to poke fun at the whole thing by going for a ride on his bike for the cameras.
Seriously, is anybody planning to vote for that moron in your country?
Good god no,...But it is justuce I think that the bush haters are throughing therye money at him, not to mention most of it comes from outside the country,..I'd like to thank them all for the support for keeping our process going.
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On that note I'm not going to up and say people falling off bicycles isn't funny. People falling is one of lifes many comedies. It didn't change my judgement of Bob Dole, for instance, when he fell off the podium, but it did brighten my mood. Once there was a priest at my school who had polio as a child, so he walked kind of funny all the time. He used to fall down once or twice a month. It was funny as hell to see him go down...all I can say is thank God he had a sense of humor about it, or I'd have spent a few years in detention.
the reason the priest was laughing was because he knew YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!!!!!!!!
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Seriously, is anybody planning to vote for that moron in your country?
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As I understand, two kinds of people are anti bush...
To still support Bush after 3 1/2 years of lying, bad leadership and policies that are neither compassionate nor the slightest bit conservative, shows more stupidity than any position of a peacenik. And ya gotta love anyone that still thinks "appeasement" is an appropriate description of the Democrat's position on Iraq. Especially in hindsight.

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FalKon]Now then, smartass, who here has ridden over 100 miles in a day?
75 is the farthest I've gone in one day. Although that was a long time and many many many pounds ago.
 
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