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Old 08-13-2016, 05:14 PM   #1  
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Hi there. So after a while I managed to find some free time this month and so I decided to finish my Talos Principle campaign, and like croteam I also wanna include a lot of easter eggs.

There is this one easter egg that I wanna include, this one is meant for my girlfriend because she really loves this game and kinda motivated me to finish my campaign.
Basically what I wanna do is add a statue of my penis in a cave and I need a really good and experienced modeler that can help me out and create a model of my penis inside Serious Editor 4.

In the comments put your email and I will send you pictures from all angles. Thank you in advance.
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What?????
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Edit: I'm sorry, I forgot an on-topic answer: I would love to help you, but I lost access to my email account. Therefore it'd be swell if you could send it to Louva-Deus through PM, I'm sure it'll find its way to me.
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Old 08-13-2016, 06:49 PM   #4  
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A well modeled Penis? That doesn't sound too hard :p

But I don't own Talos so I'm out, try asking Thana.
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I'd help, but I think it would be just under the editor's minimum size limit for meshes.
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somehow I think he wants it to be big, really big!
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Old 08-13-2016, 07:54 PM   #7  
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I'd help, but I think it would be just under the editor's minimum size limit for meshes.
There's a limit for that too?

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A well modeled Penis? That doesn't sound too hard :p

But I don't own Talos so I'm out, try asking Thana.
Not just a well modeled but a well replicated one, it needs to be recognizable!

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Edit: I'm sorry, I forgot an on-topic answer: I would love to help you, but I lost access to my email account. Therefore it'd be swell if you could send it to Louva-Deus through PM, I'm sure it'll find its way to me.
I don't have to. I mean, if he didn't delete the old ones.
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Don't worry, I think I can handle a penis model.

I've only seen like a shit ton of them
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I am not sure if you can make models this tiny.
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Old 08-14-2016, 11:25 AM   #10  
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It all sounded sweet until I got to "my penis in a cave".
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Old 08-14-2016, 11:47 AM   #11  
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Flacid or hard? You're not supplying the needed details here.
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Flacid or hard? You're not supplying the needed details here.
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I am not sure if you can make models this tiny.
You shouldn't make fun of a guy who's trying to be romantic to his girl
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First we need proof that you are indeed in possession of a girlfriend and a penis, as you so boldly claim.
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Old 08-14-2016, 03:22 PM   #14  
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First we need proof that you are indeed in possession of a girlfriend and a penis, as you so boldly claim.
Possession? Really nigga ?
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Old 08-16-2016, 04:57 AM   #15  
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Marko's alleged penis.
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Marko's Beautiful Perfect Sized Proportional Penis*
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Proportional to what? A flea?
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Old 08-16-2016, 08:23 AM   #18  
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Proportional to what? A flea?
No, your pussy
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Old 08-16-2016, 08:59 AM   #19  
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Marko's alleged Beautiful Perfect Sized Proportional Penis*
Fixed.
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No, your pussy
You seem to display some homoerotic notions there brah.
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You seem to display some homoerotic notions there brah.
The statue can be put in all the holes
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So if all of this is true, what's her name?
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Old 08-17-2016, 12:19 PM   #23  
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You should ask Croteam if you could utilize the 3D scanning photogrammetry machine. Not even the best modeler in the world would be able to fully capture your... essence.
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