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Old 02-25-2002, 09:01 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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let it be known that one of those asses is a dood,
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Old 02-25-2002, 09:10 PM   #2   Add To Ignore List  
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#9 I wouldn't grapple with, the rest... who cares. If it looks like candy and smells like candy then I've got wood with Candy's name on it.
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the last one?!



so which is it?
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Old 02-25-2002, 10:47 PM   #4   Add To Ignore List  
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#5

First off, that person HAS no ass, almost like me.

Second off, men can have long blonde hair, it happens (just like how females can go bald, it happens).

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Old 02-25-2002, 11:06 PM   #5   Add To Ignore List  
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Heh heh. Got to agree with the lone crouton. Not sure which one is da dood, but number 9 is something I wouldn't be in any hurry to mess with
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Old 02-25-2002, 11:32 PM   #6   Add To Ignore List  
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krissi has a nicer ass than all of them!

*drools*

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Old 02-25-2002, 11:55 PM   #7   Add To Ignore List  
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hahahah...I like how #9 is beating some of the others...

I have no idea who the dood is....I'm half afraid to say who I voted for just in case it is the DOOD!...
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Old 02-26-2002, 12:07 AM   #8   Add To Ignore List  
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I bet 9 ISN'T it, I've seen some goddamn fat chicks too...

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Old 02-26-2002, 12:21 AM   #9   Add To Ignore List  
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how 'bout some fries to go wit dat shake?

I'm guessin' #10, will find out in the morning.
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Old 02-26-2002, 12:22 AM   #10   Add To Ignore List  
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ok first of all, no way is that real, and secondly, WHY!! i was eating a peanut butter sandwich. now i dont want to finish it!
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Old 02-26-2002, 12:27 AM   #11   Add To Ignore List  
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First off, it's real.

The shake however, is not.

People do get that fat (I don't know how or why, but they do).

Enjoy your sandwich.

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Old 02-26-2002, 12:35 AM   #12   Add To Ignore List  
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it disturbs me when a human lets themselves get obese like that. Likewise it also disturbs me when a person looks like a skeleton too.

People should take more care of their bodies.
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I could never figure out the gals who pose for those...I mean, they must be offered a helluva lot of money for the photos or they have some sort of ill-conceived notion that they actually look sexy....Akuma, shame on you...we could have done without seeing that...
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Old 02-26-2002, 12:43 AM   #14   Add To Ignore List  
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I could never figure out the gals who pose for those...I mean, they must be offered a helluva lot of money for the photos or they have some sort of ill-conceived notion that they actually look sexy....Akuma, shame on you...we could have done without seeing that...
Hey, everyone kept insisting that only a man can have a nasty ass, so I proved them wrong.

Don't blame me, I just saved your ass! LITERALLY!

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Old 02-26-2002, 01:59 AM   #15   Add To Ignore List  
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Its aways someone in between what you think..im guessing 4..the hips and thighs dont look kosher.
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I guess #3 or possibly #5.

The real key is always the hands. Those are female hands in your picture Zen. I live in California. I know this kind of thing.
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Hands, wow. DP that's what I look at as well. Hands are a dead giveaway. So I would guess #3 or #5 is the dude, I'm leaning towards #5 because the pelvis seems to be too small in comparisson to the waist. And #9 shows enough to make me not want to look at the rest of the picture, yech. I ain't no strapping young buck anymore but I'm not going there that's for sure, heh heh heh. I've seen what's attatched to the rest of #2, (some folks remember faces, some numbers, some names, I remember asses ) so I'll take an order of that for delivery, heh heh heh.

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P.S. The more I look the more #5 looks like a dude. It's the reletively thick waist in ratio to the reletively slim hips that is on which I base my guess.
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Hands, wow. DP that's what I look at as well. Hands are a dead giveaway. So I would guess #3 or #5 is the dude, I'm leaning towards #5 because the pelvis seems to be too small in comparisson to the waist. And #9 shows enough to make me not want to look at the rest of the picture, yech. I ain't no strapping young buck anymore but I'm not going there that's for sure, heh heh heh. I've seen what's attatched to the rest of #2, (some folks remember faces, some numbers, some names, I remember asses ) so I'll take an order of that for delivery, heh heh heh.

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P.S. The more I look the more #5 looks like a dude. It's the reletively thick waist in ratio to the reletively slim hips that is on which I base my guess.
After ready your reply and veiwing pictures again, you could be right.
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3 = d00d
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Weezer, heh heh heh.




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hey weezer, post a pic then...
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hey weezer, post a pic then...
I don't think the forum would appreciate my ass posted here...
but if I get enough requests...you never know
and I don't own a thong, maybe I could barrow one

Lupo, you were right about the dood ass #5

and the winning ass...#2
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I don't think the forum would appreciate my ass posted here...
but if I get enough requests...you never know
and I don't own a thong, maybe I could barrow one

Lupo, you were right about the dood ass #5

and the winning ass...#2


Was #5 the guys ass?

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Old 02-26-2002, 09:22 PM   #24   Add To Ignore List  
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Was #5 the guys ass?

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Old 02-26-2002, 10:07 PM   #25   Add To Ignore List  
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yep #5
**** YEA I WIN!

You people who said #9... not only guys have nasty asses.

need I attach the dancing fatty girl again?

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Old 02-26-2002, 10:11 PM   #26   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 02-26-2002, 11:17 PM   #27   Add To Ignore List  
 
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Yep I knew it. I could smell which was which, heh heh heh. I didn't even ask 'ol Fulffy either. He has a better sniffer than I do but he wouldn't help me, nope, he would just grin that toothy grin at me and give me that muttly laff of his.

I do belive that Ass #2 belongs to an adult model named Lorissa McComas, the spelling might be off so use google it will get it right. If anyone checks her out you'll understand why her ass is unforgetable.

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Here comes the obligatory long hiared dude is a real freak story so go no further if that makes you squeemish.

I knew a dude a long time ago (when I was about 18 or so) named Bob Jones. Bob liked to dress as a chick and go to biker or redneck bars and shoot pool. Bob got his ass kicked alot but he kicked alot of ass too. He' was too weird for me though. I pretty muched kept my distance from him after this story took place. But, I remeber being in this one biker/redneck bar (look I live in a weird part of the country where the bikers and the rednecks drank at the same watering holes in some places, peacifully I might add. Well, most of the time) with a couple of chicks I knew (Sue and Lisa) and Bob. We were all trippin' on acid. Bob is shooting pool and damn you would swear that he was a chick. That is until he spoke. See, Bob didn't disguise his voice and....that's enough it gets too weird. Especially since Bob's thing was fighting and NOT sex. Needless to say me and the two blondes took Bob home before he got us all killed, and we split to ride on peacefully. He was a freak who liked to trip on organic poisons like belldonna and such. The 70's were strange days y'all.


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I knew it was #3 or #5, and I had been leaning toward #5.
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