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Old 11-01-2002, 02:39 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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Default What *not* to do when you egg someone's house

  • Don't call their friend and ask them to join you.
  • Don't call them and tell them to come outside.
  • Don't let them know who you are if you decide to be stupid and call them
  • Don't egg the house of a Southerner, and the cars of two other Southerners
  • Don't leave the egg carton in the driveway

All of the above were performed by some idiots who decided to egg my house, and two of my friends' cars last night. Called their parents last night. Filing a police report along with my friends today. When will people learn not to **** with me?
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Old 11-01-2002, 02:55 PM   #2   Add To Ignore List  
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Gees, youd think after your defiling of GameSpy, people would learn...
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hehe, some ****head threw an egg at me from his car while driving by, in return i almost threw my full bottle of vodka through his windscreen as he drove towards me, then i thought its a waste of good vodka.
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hehe, some ****head threw an egg at me from his car while driving by, in return i almost threw my full bottle of vodka through his windscreen as he drove towards me, then i thought its a waste of good vodka.
How come you were on the street with a bottle of vodka???

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cos i was on my way to a house party, and i figured id bring something to drink In England you are allowed to have alcohol in the street
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Old 11-01-2002, 03:55 PM   #6   Add To Ignore List  
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Got to love england, now our government just need to change the drinking age to 14 and I'm a happy guy.
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Pfft, you gotsa settle it like a man! Egg their house or kick their ass
Some guy egged my friend so we egged his car ))
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Old 11-01-2002, 04:31 PM   #8   Add To Ignore List  
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Our street is pretty much retard free and I live in a city with a really low crime rate so stuff like this isn't that common. The ironic thing is, I live near Detroit
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Old 11-01-2002, 04:51 PM   #9   Add To Ignore List  
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You egg 'em back and file a police report and you end up screwing yourself over.
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hehe, some ****head threw an egg at me from his car while driving by, in return i almost threw my full bottle of vodka through his windscreen as he drove towards me, then i thought its a waste of good vodka.
I so would have done that if I were you. Teach him a good lesson....that's worth a million bottles of vodka...

Go Rod hey Rod, do you have a Southern accent? I'm also from the South, but I have no accent whatsoever...
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Old 11-01-2002, 09:20 PM   #11   Add To Ignore List  
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dude i know i woulda loved to do that cos i was so pissed off, problem is I realised that the dude had tried to egg me once he was way off, i heard the noise and looked down like 2 seconds later to see an egg on the floor. So i got pissed off but it was way too late.
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Old 11-01-2002, 09:42 PM   #12   Add To Ignore List  
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You egg 'em back and file a police report and you end up screwing yourself over.
not if in a few weeks their tires are randomly slashed....

you're off teh list!
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Old 11-01-2002, 09:47 PM   #13   Add To Ignore List  
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You egg 'em back and file a police report and you end up screwing yourself over.
That's why you don't file one
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Trust me, we'll be getting 'em back, just not immediately and probably not with eggs..

And no, I don't have a southern accent.
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Old 11-02-2002, 12:56 AM   #15   Add To Ignore List  
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You egg 'em back and file a police report and you end up screwing yourself over.
so set them up...create something to use....make sure that they know what it is and where its going to be and when you will be there so that when they go to wait and use it on you....the police go instead...nite works best...and take some time and plan it right...girls work good for leaking info...and when it all done....keep yer mouth shut...happy hunting
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Old 11-02-2002, 02:35 AM   #16   Add To Ignore List  
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just blow up their garage and blame it on muslims...who are they gonna believe??
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Old 11-02-2002, 02:42 AM   #17   Add To Ignore List  
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egging is so pase' I use a potato gun and cans of commodotie brand tomatoe sauce
you''ll be suprised the cars these babies can put out of commission
or better yet blow up a tree in front and behind a ups truck and do a good old fashioned bandit raid on it
the fun you can have
oh it works outside of halloween too
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Old 11-02-2002, 02:50 AM   #18   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 11-02-2002, 06:38 AM   #19   Add To Ignore List  
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young people like Rod should understand the FUN of all....

you have always to have the last laugh and always be the winner huh?


get laid....grow up
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Really, they're pretty stoopid.
Right way to egg a house
1) Get eggs
2) Throw eggs
3) Run to getaway car parked around corner.
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Old 11-02-2002, 07:16 AM   #21   Add To Ignore List  
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Really, they're pretty stoopid.
Right way to egg a house
1) Get eggs
2) Throw eggs
3) Run to getaway car parked around corner.
Getaway car? Hey, havent you heard of drive-by eggings?
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Old 11-02-2002, 07:29 AM   #22   Add To Ignore List  
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who didnt egg ppl when they were teenagers?? you egged ppl, you got egged, it was all good. it was part of growing up. kind of like drugs....now uhhh, what was i talking about again??
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Some (most) houses where I live have fences, making the drive by egging a challenging task. To have 4 people each with a carton to be able to quickly unleash their arsenal and run to a car causes much more destruction (and fun)
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Old 11-02-2002, 07:53 AM   #24   Add To Ignore List  
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WTF is so cool in egging? No one has ever egged anything in Finland. Or maybe someone has.
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i've tee-peed, peed on, egged, rang-up-enormous-water-billing, dumped-their-tampons-on-their-lawn (yes, they had an entire garbage can of tampons. why? i have no ****ing clue), stole-their-flag... heh.

i've even done worse, but to tell it could land me in jail (and you think i'm joking, pfft.)
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Come on, who are we gonna tell?
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Come on, who are we gonna tell?
good point.

let me just spell it out, heh.
a r s o n.
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*calls cops*
Wow, what an eval man we have here, remind me never to **** with j00!
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*calls cops*
Wow, what an eval man we have here, remind me never to **** with j00!
haha... it wasn't a home or anything, just random shit but it did total up a good amount in cost to 'refurbish' by the city... heh.

nobody was hurt either, just shit burned.
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We set a long drop on fire on year 9 camp. Yay, it smelt bad.
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