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Old 10-06-2014, 01:27 PM   #91   Add To Ignore List  
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Ah yes. He looks like a nice guy..
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In light of recent revealings, I must submit speculation theory #30:

30. After you beat the game, Roman Ribaric's about to make you his friend, and maybe take you out for a beer to talk about the game.
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30. After you beat the game, Roman Ribaric's about to make you his friend, and maybe take you out for a beer to talk about the game.
31. And then you will be challenged by his overshadowed cousin brother, Barry Barbaric.
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Who is Barry Barbaric?
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Roman's fictional overshadowed cousin brother who is rather bothered by Roman asking him out for bowling then beating him at it every time.
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BTW, Roman Ribarić is pronounced as Roman (GTA IV ) Ree-bar-itch.
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Isn't the pronounciation of Damjan or some other in another thread but anyway continue..
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New Talos interview http://www.pixeldynamo.com/features/...w-garden-eden/


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32. The France assets were reused from SS4
33. SS4 will use SE4.5
34. This is same timeline as Serious Sam
35. Serious Sam takes place in a virtual reality like this
36. The game is full of questions but no answers
37. A TALOS jump pad secret
38. Most assets will likely be reused in SS4
39. The flying robot balls are actually attempts to break you out of the fake virtual world
40. One puzzle will spring a "trap" that turns off the lights and locks you in a confined room... and then you hear those dreaded hooves sounds
41. Shameless SE4 advertisement
42. Mental's Institution
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43 and the only one: This game have nothing to do with SS at all. AT ALL. As it was mentioned by CT already.
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44. Solais missing the point of these obvious joke points
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45. These joke points should be more creative than that.
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43. This game is Football Glory timeline in the future, therefore a sequel
44. The virtual world is a testing base for Football Glory, therefore a prequel
45. "TO BE CONTINUED.... IN FOOTBALL GLORY HDRemix!"
46. Rotag is one hell of a footballer
47. Rotag is actually Wayne Rooney's consciousness
48. Vuvuzelas in the final puzzle and also the final level music
49. The meaning of existence is to support your favorite football club
50. This takes place in the same world as Football Glory, 5 A Side Soccer, and Save the Earth
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51. So you are implying that talos is about sports and football.... nice...
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48. Vuvuzelas in the final puzzle and also the final level music
52. Holy shit. The ending custcene / credits roll / whatever is actually a parody MLG montage made by THE Snipars himself! (Also it turns out you were working for the illuminooties all along! Gasps!

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53. It's actually Portal 3.
54. And SS4 is actually Half-life 3.
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Solais said half-life 3......

HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!!!!!!!
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69. Talos actually won't come out, and will be avalible only to the testers.

To prevent piracy.
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69. Talos actually won't come out, and will be avalible only to the testers.

To prevent piracy.
413. 420. 444. Solais actually became an ultra-rich game developer in the future, so rich he bought time-travel tech, went back in time and funded Croteam to develop Talos all for himself. Then I guess he also let a bunch of other people play it so they can better tease the rest of the world or something.
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914512. Vasile conquers the world and revives Croteam's members from cryostatic storage to save the world from the Daleks with the help of The Doctor, who at the same time has given them access to his Tardis and they fly all the way out into the universe to the end of the world to kill Amy Pond.

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69. Talos actually won't come out, and will be avalible only to the testers.

To prevent piracy.
3819528345.3892848: Only special people would be able to play Talos.

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914512. Vasile conquers the world and revives Croteam's members from cryostatic storage to save the world from the Daleks with the help of The Doctor, who at the same time has given them access to his Tardis and they fly all the way out into the universe to the end of the world to kill Amy Pond.

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3819528345.3892849: Yes. Great story. And yes to kill Amy Pond. I prefer Clara or Rose as the doctor's sidekick.
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FFFFFF5A₁₆: it's a game
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44ED808: It will be an AWESOME game...
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413. 420. 444. Solais actually became an ultra-rich game developer in the future, so rich he bought time-travel tech, went back in time and funded Croteam to develop Talos all for himself. Then I guess he also let a bunch of other people play it so they can better tease the rest of the world or something.
n+1: Son, I invented time-travel! I also made sure that Germany lost WW2 and Wednesday comes after Tuesday.

Also Amy Pond was an awesome companion.
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Yes, yes she is. I'm still watching it.
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n+2a: Time travel would be nice.
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