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Old 07-28-2013, 12:29 PM   #91   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 07-28-2013, 12:54 PM   #93   Add To Ignore List  
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I feel the need to react Sedinus.
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You don't fight Australian bugs with bugspray, you fight them with assault rifles. The bugspray is reserved for the lawyers.
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Old 07-28-2013, 01:45 PM   #95   Add To Ignore List  
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Yeah now you know why australian has all those tanks, B-2, F-117 and such....for bugs.
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Old 07-28-2013, 01:45 PM   #96   Add To Ignore List  
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> Implying we have a significant military force.

lol

Spiders wiped half of it out.
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Old 07-28-2013, 01:46 PM   #97   Add To Ignore List  
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Assault rifles? No way - that is ineffective against large swarms. Use a flamethrower. The Nazis had pretty impressive ones at WW2 AFAIK. Those would do great both against individual bugs/spiders
(there's no kill like overkill)
AND against large swarms! It also avoids the problem of getting-bug-juice-all-over-muh-face due to bugs exploding when hit by a bullet.
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In australia, you don't kill bug, bug kill you.
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Old 07-28-2013, 01:49 PM   #99   Add To Ignore List  
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Spiders aren't bugs, BTW.
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http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/12/01/article-2068547-0F02AA4A00000578-492_634x370.jpg

Does that look like bug to you?

Also, pan, no wonder, who in their right mind would get such crazy idea to want to get in fight with you guys.
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Old 07-28-2013, 02:13 PM   #101   Add To Ignore List  
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Anyone who engages us in any kind of battle will have many kind of spiders introduced into their eco-system. Resident Evil BOWs eat your heart out.
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Definitions. Pointless yet people love discussing them in a continuous loop.
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Old 07-29-2013, 07:25 AM   #103   Add To Ignore List  
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Also, pan, no wonder, who in their right mind would get such crazy idea to want to get in fight with you guys.
Fight them? Noone wants that entrance to hell. After this thread (well ok, this thread basically just confirmed it again) I'm certain that you don't live in Australia - you merely survive there. No damn wonder the British empire sent all their criminals there back in those days. Prison and hanging are not nearly as punishing as leaving people behind in hells frontyard.
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Survival of the fittest. We are the master race for our survival here.
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Survival of the fittest. We are the master race for our survival here.
Others would say that like the bugs of Australia, the humans there have evolved into something that is really hard to get rid of.

I'm surprised however that the average lifetime/life expectancy in Australia is as high as it is (one of the highest in the world). I guess evolution taught you to stay away from those hellish beasts that inhabit your country.
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Old 07-29-2013, 01:46 PM   #106   Add To Ignore List  
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or worse, they made a pact with spiders & stuff....spiders can't go around the world on their own, they need human help for world domination...
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Old 07-29-2013, 02:03 PM   #107   Add To Ignore List  
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Oh shit, Pan they are onto you!
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Old 07-29-2013, 02:08 PM   #108   Add To Ignore List  
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Ran across this this morning and though "I know just where that should go".
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Old 07-29-2013, 02:10 PM   #109   Add To Ignore List  
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You assholes, you should be thankful. Know why these spiders aren't in your countries?

You're freaking welcome! The Huntsman Spider clans are preparing an assault on America. *puts knife between teeth* TO BATTLE
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Old 07-29-2013, 02:38 PM   #111   Add To Ignore List  
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well i told you don't try to kill spiders in australia, that will just piss of rest of it's family...that guy should listen to me next time.
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Old 07-29-2013, 04:59 PM   #112   Add To Ignore List  
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Ah, Vinska, thou art a beautiful laughter maker. I miss that show!
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Old 07-30-2013, 12:37 PM   #114   Add To Ignore List  
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Maybe we could all larn and gonna ask an Aboriginal Australian !?
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Old 07-30-2013, 01:04 PM   #115   Add To Ignore List  
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Just watched a David Attenborough documentary episode called "Attenborough 60 Years in the Wild" on Foxtel (our version of cable, dunno if you guys have Foxtel)

Anyway, he was mentioning how he used a new technology for cameras in his documentaries that allowed them to zoom in really close to things, but still keep the background in focus. So he showed a scene in Australia where he showed some Ants, the ferocious ones that live in the bus that can kill things 5x their size solo, taking down a caterpillar.

Anyway someone on the team who wasn't there for the shot who had just joined said "Amazing stuff they got on this Australian ant species. But I'd never live here. I can't believe they have caterpillars that are 2 feet long!" and people laughed and thought it was funny since the new technology was a zoomed in shot but they were normal size.

But I don't blame her for thinkign that way. Everything else is too ****ing big as it is.
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Oh... My... GOD...

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Old 07-30-2013, 01:21 PM   #117   Add To Ignore List  
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The infamous chinese restaurant spider family. I remember that! hahahaha
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The infamous chinese restaurant spider family. I remember that! hahahaha
So this is something you are familiar with?
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Old 07-30-2013, 01:28 PM   #119   Add To Ignore List  
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I'm familiar with the story behind the .gif, but I've never run into something like that in my life. Restaurants are real big on killing spiders so this shit doesn't happen. But out in the bush, yeah. You'll get things like spiders in the bathroom.
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You know that gif would be soooo much funnier if the spider decided to run on the dude's legs up the body.
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