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Old 08-04-2003, 10:01 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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after comeing out of kel'norim today i went into the kitchen to consume some frozen animal flesh and noodles. when my father came up to me and informed me that my mother called. not only does she have a computor now, buut she knows how to operate it. oh, and she wants the url to my website. normally this isn't that bad, but as i've stated, i haven't quite unformed her that i'm bi. plus, she's deeply religous.


i guess i'll just have to step up my plans on te whole "comeing out issue". or i could just let it be a surprise. a very evil surprize.
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whew.. that sucks. may whatever god she worships have mercy on you when she finds out, i bet she is going to go nuts.
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after comeing out of kel'norim today i went into the kitchen to consume some frozen animal flesh and noodles. when my father came up to me and informed me that my mother called. not only does she have a computor now, buut she knows how to operate it. oh, and she wants the url to my website. normally this isn't that bad, but as i've stated, i haven't quite unformed her that i'm bi. plus, she's deeply religous.


i guess i'll just have to step up my plans on te whole "comeing out issue". or i could just let it be a surprise. a very evil surprize.
Well, if you are not ready to come out to them yet, you could always make a separate website just for her, with pertininent information conveniently edited out.
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or i could just tell my mom that i'm bisexual.
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well... she's gonna freak out she's gonna freak out

better telling her then sending her to goatman

you wouldnt do that to your mom would you?
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"You told the entire internet before you told me?"

Or you could just go straight ... never enough straight people in the world :p
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1. there's too many straight people in the world.
2. the internet doesn't judge and degrade you. oh wait, it does. nevermind.
3. Rictus, what the hell are you talking about?
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Send her to goats, that'll teach her.
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teach her what? not to get stressed enough to throw off the horimone balance at that crucial point when the fetus is developing causing the child to be born batting lefty, or in my case...ambisdextrous?



did i spell that right?





in anycase, i doubt she'll be too floored, maybe surprized, but se always says...

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homosexuality in an abomination in the eyes of god, but it's the individual's choice.


i wish i could find my bible.
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It's really just something I was saying. Maybe teach her for being an inquisitive woman.
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Well, if she loves you she'll accept that you're bi.
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yeah, of course she will. she gave birth to me, after all.
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Restrict your mums access to the site!

Seriously, I think that you need to let her know. If she loves you, she will accept the choices you have made. You know it would be worse to tell her you are gay, or that you want to get a sex change.... ()
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There's a reason why there's so many straight people in the world, Ed. It's because homosexuals can't have babies. Homosexuality is an aberration, speaking strictly in an evolutionary sense. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate homosexuals or anything. Hell, Ed, I've actually kind of grown fond of having you around. The way I see it, if someone wants to be a ****ing fagot assed queer, that's their own business
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uhhmmm Ed you know goatman
goatsi with an e where the I is
the word is banned here because Rodders doesnt want us linking to the terrible goatman
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after comeing out of kel'norim today i went into the kitchen to consume some frozen animal flesh and noodles. when my father came up to me and informed me that my mother called. not only does she have a computor now, buut she knows how to operate it. oh, and she wants the url to my website. normally this isn't that bad, but as i've stated, i haven't quite unformed her that i'm bi. plus, she's deeply religous.


i guess i'll just have to step up my plans on te whole "comeing out issue". or i could just let it be a surprise. a very evil surprize.
You could tell her that you don't feel comfortable with anyone you live with getting to see your website because it's got loads of private info.
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1. there's too many straight people in the world.
They always reply that when I say "can never have enough straight ppl" ...

Don't you just wish your parents were gay?

[EDIT] were where we're ... ARGH ppl, I drink, I can't keep track of all these things
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There's a reason why there's so many straight people in the world, Ed. It's because homosexuals can't have babies. Homosexuality is an aberration, speaking strictly in an evolutionary sense. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate homosexuals or anything. Hell, Ed, I've actually kind of grown fond of having you around. The way I see it, if someone wants to be a ****ing fagot assed queer, that's their own business
......look ed you chose your life style you didnt choose your parents...just tell em and live with it...she would br allot more hurt if she thought you had been lieing ti her...women are that way ya know
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If you're mom's very religious, and she freaks out when she finds out, she's probably not all that religious.

I wouldn't worry about it. Discovering family members are gay is a terribly unshocking event (my brother and my cousin are both gay). I would guess being bi is half as shocking.
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If you're mom's very religious, and she freaks out when she finds out, she's probably not all that religious.
...say that again, more slowly, and without the internal contradition.
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Eh at the rate things are going these days kids are afraid to tell ppl they're straight, it's like "OMG, YOU SICK ****, you're actually straight? ... omg, you suck ... or rather you don't, how sick is that?"

... and so on :p
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...say that again, more slowly, and without the internal contradition.
walt said it perfectly. basically, nearly all major religions focus on the idea of 'love thy neighbor' instead of 'hate thy homos'. at the core of it all, people such as jerry falwell and rev. phelps present and act on ideals that the very religous text they claim to abide by does not condone, support or encourage their actions.
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walt said it perfectly. basically, nearly all major religions focus on the idea of 'love thy neighbor' instead of 'hate thy homos'. at the core of it all, people such as jerry falwell and rev. phelps present and act on ideals that the very religous text they claim to abide by does not condone, support or encourage their actions.
Well you may be thinking of extemists, in which case i will not object.
However it is possible to both set standards of conduct and 'love thy neighbor'
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Yeah, but that doesn't mean that they can't say 'It's all right, I believe it's wrong, but I don't feel comfortable around you and you shouldn't be in intimate situations with members of the same sex'

But that is labeled as prejudice.
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the standard: homosexuals shouldn't marry/have same-sex sex

the reaction to breaking the standard: who gives a shit

Religions have tons of standards, and the most popular religions expect the standards to be broken.
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1. indeed.
2. i'm not saying that everyone should be gay, i'd rather not have all the dicodomy in the world. their has to be a middle to connect the left and the right.
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first of all, the forum grapevine is broke, cuz this is the first I've heard about Ed being bisexual...can somebody notify an admin about this problem?....

secondly....(now hear me out, please)....Ed, I was always under the impression you were about 14 or 15 years old....now, if that is indeed your age range, then I think self-proclaiming yourself as bisexual may be premature....cuz if you're only 14 or 15 I think chances are that you simply just do not know your sexual preferences with any degree of certainty right now...your curiousities are running amok and making you think you are bisexual...

and even if you're 16 or 17 or 18, that could be the case as well....

now that theory can be thrown out the window if you are currently in relationship(s) in which the gender of your partner makes no difference....

EDIT...just checked your profile and with thanks to my grade 5 math teacher, I've calculated that you are now 18....

be that as it may, that doesn't solve the problem with your website....If you were my kid, after a very short initial shock, I would be glad you told me...and wish you all the luck and happiness you can find....I'd be very happy that you were comfortable with telling me...I'd be willing to bet your mom would be the same....
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what? you didn't know? i was under the impression that it's common knowladge. didn't you see "the Ed is gay thread" made by Booger?
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now that you mention it, I do remember that thread...me dumb....the 80's were very good to me!....
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