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Old 10-29-2003, 07:21 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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Default My campaign of confusion

Lately I have been trying to confuse the hell out of everyone. In school, I've been printing out single line messages like "She held a flag for the ficus plant" and "Enjoy hamburgers with olives", and taping them onto the walls. I'm not overloading anything, I'm just putting up one per day. Right now I have four weird messages up... I wonder how long they will be there?

I think of it as my art movement... my great protest... I'll let you know when I find out what I'm protesting.
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:23 PM   #2   Add To Ignore List  
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wtf dude?

try the phrase:
Mommy, why did you spank me? i only wanted a cookie!
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:33 PM   #3   Add To Ignore List  
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Algebra makes me pee.

The television is watching you.... and the phone is listening.

With the advent of technology, no longer do religious zealots have to burn books... now they can burn CDs.

Don't read this. I SAID DON'T READ THIS, DAMMIT.

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Old 10-29-2003, 07:41 PM   #6   Add To Ignore List  
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the square of the hypoteneuse is actually the coefficient of the diameter of an apple pie.
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Old 10-29-2003, 07:44 PM   #7   Add To Ignore List  
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good grief..hmmm.

what is the exact opposite god?

why do you questain me when Im not here?...who answers?

If farts have the power to infuence others behavior then why hasent anyone made money with it?

has anyone found waldo?

ah...one of my favorites.

content is always an after thought.
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Heheheh... good suggestions, it'll be fun placing these around school...

Biggest challenge: Put one on the principals door.
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Biggest challenge: Put one on the principals door.
If the principal is a man put "name is a MAN!"

If the principal is a woman put "name is a WOMAN!"
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Old 10-29-2003, 08:31 PM   #12   Add To Ignore List  
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well, you're campaign of confusion would certainly cause confusion (among other things)....

keep this up and continue to be "unknown", then eventually you'll be the talk of the school....
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Old 10-29-2003, 09:25 PM   #13   Add To Ignore List  
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well, you're campaign of confusion would certainly cause confusion (among other things)....

keep this up and continue to be "unknown", then eventually you'll be the talk of the school....
Yeah, that's the plan. It's gonna be cool.
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just think....Mr. Mystery will be on the minds of all the girls there....they'll want you....they'll fight over you....ooo, so soft and silky and pure and virginal.....ooooooo....
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just think....Mr. Mystery will be on the minds of all the girls there....they'll want you....they'll fight over you....ooo, so soft and silky and pure and virginal.....ooooooo....
WTF? seek help, quickly, they're not legal yet!
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just think....Mr. Mystery will be on the minds of all the girls there....they'll want you....they'll fight over you....ooo, so soft and silky and pure and virginal.....ooooooo....
hmm yes, this brings back memories of how your mind works i know it came up a lot in your personal thread many moons ago.
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Old 10-29-2003, 10:23 PM   #17   Add To Ignore List  
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heheheh... I'm 18 soon, so it won't be legal for me either... damn. I guess I gotta pick up older chicks.

If me and my hopefully future GF have sex, I can sue for statutory rape. She's 18. That would be weird, though....

Weird enough for Mr. Mystery???
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I printed out Maddox's guide to life and posted that around the school. I did it many times, because it took under an hour for someone who didn't like reality to tear them down every time I put them up.
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Old 10-29-2003, 11:56 PM   #19   Add To Ignore List  
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WTF? seek help, quickly, they're not legal yet!
yeah, but neither is Diego....

go for it man, you won't regret it....milk the Mr. Mystery thing for all it's worth....do what I said and 50 years from now you'll remember it with a smile on your face....
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"Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe."

you could probably use that. i meen what percentage of high schoolers know their Lewis Carroll?

I would also consider quotes from the Hitchhikers Guide, such as "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"
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"Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe."

you could probably use that. i meen what percentage of high schoolers know their Lewis Carroll?

I would also consider quotes from the Hitchhikers Guide, such as "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"
We had to memorize The Jabberwocky in our school. And Hitchhiker's guide is well known too.

I guess my school kicks your old school's ass.
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Old 10-30-2003, 04:21 PM   #23   Add To Ignore List  
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dang guess it does.

[edit]

ahhhahaha
lets see if i can get this in without it being truncated...its an actaul address!

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http://twas.brillig.and.the.slithy.toves.did.gyre.and.gimble.in.the.wabe.all.mimsy.were.the.borogoves.and.the.mome.raths.outgrabe.jabberwocky.com/[/url]
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Bah, my school dosn't even mention Through the Looking Glass, ever. Except me in philosophy concerning the Matrix theories I got from Gav. I confuse people on a daily basis.
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