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Old 11-09-2004, 01:51 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
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Old 11-09-2004, 01:53 PM   #2   Add To Ignore List  
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heh.
shoot your girlfriend, get the rust removed ASAP.
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:25 PM   #3   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:42 PM   #4   Add To Ignore List  
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seen it everywhere lately... whats up with this joke?

anyways, get your bitch to remove the rust and then dump her ass, thats the standard procedure
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Old 11-09-2004, 02:46 PM   #5   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:13 PM   #6   Add To Ignore List  
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Advice needed!
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up.
She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them".
I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi?
I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my g/f. I think deep downI just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her.
I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch.

Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from Halfords and try to repair it myself?
You want advice for both?
Get a new one and take some preventive measure to slow the inevitable in both cases,it has only gone that far because of your neglect.
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Old 11-09-2004, 03:27 PM   #7   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 11-09-2004, 07:28 PM   #8   Add To Ignore List  
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Take the car in to be repaired, and trade in the girlfriend for a newer model.
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Old 11-09-2004, 07:39 PM   #9   Add To Ignore List  
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I have a REALLY simple solution for both.

Run up to Pep Boys (or the local equivalent) and puck up a can of Bondo. Just make sure it's the fiberglass-reinforced type.

Wait until the GF "goes out with the girls."

grab all of her make-up tools -- the more expensive, the better.

Use her beast emory board(s) to sand away rust and debris.

Use her best hairbrush to clean area.

Prepare bondo according to directions and use het besh blush brush to apply -- this leaves a perfect surface for sanding.

Use best nailfile to clear the excess.

Smooth with foot care buffer and find nearest matching color nail polish to cover.

replace all tools as you found them.

Take remaining bondo and refill all compacts, lipstick tubes, etc, with leftovers.

For extra fun, sweep upo bondo dust and powder her panties with it -- fiberglass dust does amazing things to sensitive skin.

porblems solved.
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Old 11-09-2004, 08:37 PM   #10   Add To Ignore List  
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just sell it and get a new one....

oh, and get the car fixed too...
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