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Old 07-24-2016, 01:23 AM   #31   Add To Ignore List  
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Going for a third time...


What did you just do?

Why is there ____ in my salad?

I did not just see you do ____ in the bathroom!

____: It's what's for dinner.
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Old 07-25-2016, 12:18 PM   #32   Add To Ignore List  
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Okay, so I have created two decks to try out from our questions here (the Cahcreator only lets you have 50 question cards for the free version). I added some answer cards, mostly things to balance out the content that already exists in the game (more female friendly *snark*).

My plan is to host all of this on Wednesday at the usual time 11 PM UTC/GMT. I might do an earlier in the day event today.. around say 9 PM UTC/GMT. If you see me in the Steam chat then ask me about it.
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The ___ insta-gibbed immediately after coming into contact with a ___.
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We could use the names of some of our members as white cards, since the deck should be S! specific.


Like "_____ has been molested" and you put a "Jetroid" card as the white card and bam, fun game.


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Aww why can't I be molested?

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We could also do some classics like: "Is there any better ______ than discy? No!" or "____, _____ and ______ shall merge into a superentity known as the Lickyfonz.". There's many opportunities.
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LD demanded Answer Cards, so:

A mythical sword
African Child Molesters
A breast full of milk
Telephone pole!
Final Solution
Grown neckbeards masturbating furiously to a photo of their crush when they were 13
A military base overrun by demons
Teacups
Culture Shock
Scat fetishists
There can only be one!
The Pope's Holy Cathedral
The latest installment in the Call of Duty franchise
Cheaply animated skeleton
Gabe Newell
Riding a Squid Monster
Broken keyboards
Burnt out
Great puns
Horrible puns
A Lovecraftian God in a cheerleader costume
Family and friends walking in on you
The 5 sexy seconds of a 3-hour action film
Misunderstandings
Shitposts
Shitposting
A mobile suit, but the head is that of a dinosaur's
George Bush
9/11
Barack Obama
Hillary Clinton
Bernie Sanders
Donald Trump
Mexican cartels
A wall
A planet full of Chinese people
A planet full of Elvis clones
Melting poop with a matchstick fire
Human Resources
Marketing Director
Getting a promotion
Being demoted
Fired over a minor mistake
Staying in the company despite screwing everyone over
President of the United States
Prime Minister
Indian casinos
Bankruptcy
Filing a lawsuit
Disney porn
Auditory sexual stimulation
Outlaws
Convicted sandwich maker
Jared Fogle
Attempted pedophilia
Double standards
Literal circlejerking
Bukkake
Rather homosexual
Evil alien overlord
A guy with nothing but seriousness and a whole lot of guns
Shorts are comfy and easy to wear
Memes
Cancer
United by something greater
Emoticons
Emoji
Augmented reality
Virtual reality
Never asked for this
Amazing
Gay strippers
Fictional lesbians
Ruin everything
Japanese video-sharing sites
The Deep Web
The God of Gaming
Tumblr
The most important pornography of our time
Concentration camps
Ignoring attractive people
Chemtrails
Lizard people
Tinfoil hats
Conspiracy
Electronic old men
Running the world
Are the future
That's terror!
Voodoo
nVidia
AMD
ATI Radeon
GeForce Titan XXX
Game journalists
Are a joke
Unironically using memes
Discussed the matter with the senator
Agreeable
Desperate
Why contain it?
A new age
Formed by executives after a terrorist strike on the Statue of Liberty
Coincidentally foretelling
Savage
The mythical city on the hills
Turned to salt
Just like the Bible!
Castration
GOING TO VIOLATE YOU
Shots fired
Black people cheering in unison
Stick with the prod
Prod with the prod
Make a silent takedown
Non-lethal
Bunnyhopping
Airstrafing
Advanced gaming skills
Clicks per second
Actions per minute
Korean teenagers
Russian teenagers
American teenagers
Japanese teenagers
Baby Hitler
A gun hidden in the skull
John Romero
Is about to make you his bitch
Hideo Kojima
Can't keep promises
Satoru Iwata
Rolling in their grave
The Regginator
A pretty cool guy
Sociopolitical implications
Philosophical degeneracy
Racists hatefucking each other in mutual hatred
Online relationships
Never work
Too late
Surrender
It's all in the numbers
Current year
Shipment of vaccines
Smallpox
Cured autism
We are the plague
AIDs is the cure
Incestuous subtext
Stolen video game builds
First draft
Utopia of zoo animals
Talking snowmen
Let it go
Not immortals
Homoerotic sexual tension running in the community
Deep throat
Going anal
Taking the wrong turn
How things ended up like this
Where did things go so wrong
A positive outlook
Hiding depression with unfunny jokes
Triple 7
Triple 6
Long tongue
European snake women
Thick accent
German workers
Hungary people
Eating Turkey peopel
Bike riders with no mercy
The Captain of the Russian Sovereignty
Death of democracy
Capitalism
Communism
Islam
The true way to live
Good Ending
Bad Ending
Neutral Ending
Best Ending
Annoying anime girls
Karma Houdini
Just Desserts
Alexander the Great; Warrior, King, Pharoah
Napoleon's dynamite
Smartphones
Forced pills
Cyanide
Evasive action
Henchmen
My knife
The government made the plague on purpose
Well Done
Medium Rare
Dat Boi
Jesus Christ
Jewish heroes
Indian warlords
America's Forces
Gay sailors
Suppressed urges
Imagination
Lonely nights
Forever alone
Never alone
Fake stories
Lies on the Internet
Cogs
Gears of war
Locust
Egypt
Kukulkan, Mayan God of the Wind
Tlaloc, Mayan God of Rain
Lava golems
Copious amount of weed
Strawberries
Shock videos
Shock images
Imago
Antlions
Combine harvester
Farmers from the South
Hot Daughter
Ugly Dad
A whole lot of nothing!
Pocket sand
Harambe the Gorilla
Starting life in another world
A man who ends fights with one punch
Black Swordsman, literally
Yet another terrorist attack
Eiffel Tower
The Colosseum
Titans
Fashion magazine
Bizarre poses
Cute monsters
Bass drops
Menacing Phantoms
Clone Attacks
Shit happens
Renewed Hope
Vengeful Empire
Return of the Jedi
George Lucas
Dense
The key to all this
35mm film
9mm bullets
M16 assault rifles
AK47
Rare guns
Shotgun
Rocket Lawnchair
Flare gun
Flag run
Capture the Flag
Slayer
Domination
Team Deathmatch
Cease and Desist
Lawyers
VR porn
Legal status of marijuana
Snoop Dogg
Smoke weed everyday
Hentai quotes
Fried chicken
Bacon
Memetic status
Long cat
Ceiling cat
Robot kitten
The Principal
Guns
Back-to-School Edition
Gold medal
School shootings
"Original" characters
Hedgehog version of yourself
Neckbeards
Autistics
Minorities
The Silent Majority
Rational people
Irrational fears
Fear of holes
Lotus pods
Slime monsters
Big, gaping mouth
Facehugging alien larvae
Chestbursters
Predator
Prey
Chris Hansen
TV Show
Netflix
Children card games
Motorcycles
Ancient Egyptian laser beams
Government shutdown
Failure of the system
Communist downfall
Global Thermonuclear Warfare
Unreal Wastelands
A mad man known only by the name 'Max'
The Road Warrior
Furious roads
Fast and Flimsy
Finland Warriors
Dragon dildos
Anal circumference
Daddy/Little Girl fetish
Weird fetishes
Sick minds
Humanity as a whole
A message
Unread
The Bleach of the Unseeing Eye
Paranoia
Chinese bootlegs
Russian modifications
Mail-order brides
A joyous occasion
Wedding ceremony
Funeral
Preparing your grave
Fast food restaurants
Regretful prophets
Merciful prophets
Truthful prophets
Master Chef
Hola, amigo!
Trigger warning
The American Civil War
Patriotism
Death of a Salesman
Requiem for a Dream
A citizen named 'Kane'
It was his sled
Oscar awards
Game of the Year
Picasso
Tic-Tac-Toe
Outdoor lifestyle
Undeserved infection
Amputating your legs
The choice of euthanasia
Honor
Reason
Life
Death
Painkiller
Heavy Metal
Jazz
Rap
Blues
Old folks' home
Ungrateful bastards
Poor health
Never felt better
Mein Kampf
Communist Manifesto
The Bible
Fourth Reich
Oedipus Complex
Freudian psychology
Just a cigar
Gay overtones
Flash drives
USB ports
Gamepads
Tissue
Lotion
Money
Jet skis
Suffocation
Claustrophobia
Talking sponge
Meatballs
Spaghetti Monster
Hell
Auschwitz
What's the difference?
Human experimentation
The Americas
Australia
Memorials
Overpriced coffee
Entire family
What they really are
Secrets
Steroids
Arnold Schwarzenegger
The Terminator
Rambo
Silver Stallion
Gone off the rails
Train station
City streets
Canals
Old Town (White Coffee)
The Coast
Bridge
Lighthouse
Caves
Gulag
Depot
The Great Pyramid
Karnak
Jaguars
Medieval castles
Next Encounter
American Football
Glory
Soccer
Tennis
Weekly gatherings
Bloggers
Bloodbath
Bloodlust
Sliced bread
Cotton wool
Self-ejaculating fleshlight
99 problems
A bitch
Blowjob
Handie
Lap dance
Birthday cake
Someone that actually cares
Giant flies with human skin
Asbestos Mask
Cigars
My own birth
Dying people
God-assisted suicide
Anthromorphic chemical elements
Bad luck
Lady Luck
Uncle Sam
Columbia
Lady Liberty
Michelle Obama
Food plans
Energy shortage
Failing economy
Impending doom
George Washington
Abraham Lincoln
The Golden Gaytime
Broad daylight
Deafening silence
Abusive relationship
Empty wallets
Summer Sale
Discounts
Leather belts
Vampiric Werewolves
Fame
Fortune
Glitch in the system
Semen
Seamen
Ovulation
Ovaries
The Big One
Caverns of Flesh
Tampons
Condoms
Condominiums
Mortgage
Inkjet printers
Shut the fuck up
Suspicious man
Cleanse
Save the economy
Tex-Mex food
Ronald McDonald
Colonel Sanders
The Burger King
Wendy
Pious one
Sinful one
Cyborg fruit
Paper cuts
Calculators
Doors
Shower thoughts
Billionaire
Bill Gates
The late Steve Jobs
Linux
Obsolete
Animal Farm
SimCity
Middle man
Wingman
Raining cats and dogs
Flying pigs
Soft
Hard
Offensive jokes for the sake of being edgy
Edgy teenagers
Ow, the edge!
Sarcasm
Faux satire
Above-average brain
Hardcore lovemaking
Creating lifetime memories
Wax
Burger
Subways
Accounting firm
School textbooks
Faulty engineering
Child slaves
Dignity
Nuts
Boobs
Butts
Legs
Faces
Feces
Denial
Acceptance
4-pane comics
Subjugation of a race
Phone numbers
Morphine Rangers
Virginity
Nipple
Hair
High
Low
Duck
Outrageous dancing
Cruelty
Crying
Inspection
Robocop
Counter-Strike
Global Offensive
Dream
Nightmare
Life essence
Game theories
Popular indie games
Fish sticks
Endless
Infinity
Big wave
Trilobites
Destiny
Fate
Miscalculation
Error
Archive
Go on a vacation
Fart
Anus
Drinks
Destroy
Impulse
Strike
Freedom
Providence
Justice
Skin yourself
Hallowed grounds
A cute significant other
A magic carpet
Overthrowing the insane god emperor clown
Last fantasy
Beautiful long-haired men
Low-poly people
HD remaster
Cheese
Hero!
Villain
Whistle
Overused memes
Underappreciated people
Game consoles
Anonymous gangbang
21st century
Digital boy
Unplanned organism
Insanity
Riddle inventor
Information
Unisex Toilet
Reflection
Majestic 12
Illuminati
... in a bodybag!
Contamination
Mutants
Teenagers with personality
Transformation
Giant robots
Just another parasite
Ideas of Multiplication
Prime Numbers
Leaders of Society
The coming generation
Knowing everything
Mathematically likely
Ocean lab computers
An army of crack addicts
Virus manufacturers
Mole people
Screaming toilet
100x more explosive than fusion reaction
Secretaries
Revolution
The front lines
Backup
Plan B
Sense of humor
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Old 09-04-2016, 02:34 PM   #39   Add To Ignore List  
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I have modified the decks and removed most of the long answers. We should playtest sometime this week.
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More answer cards:

Coitus interruptus
Tabasco sauce
A mute
Bitchslapped by Michelle Obama
Too many layers of meat and cheese
A crying grown up man
A ninja baby
Stalin' Russia's growth
You're in too deep
Blinded by the light!
Tom Brady
Sparkly Vampire Zombies
Justin Bieber
Celine Dion
Michael Buble
Tony Romo
Damn Canucks
The Fat Bastard
Whodunnit?
Deep dish, Chicago style pizza!
Hinjews
Forced circumcision
Female Genital Mutilation
Hood life
Wilhelm Kaiser
Brock Obama
Tiger Woods
Enslaving white people
The Grand Wizard of the KKK
Layers and layers of duct tape
Leaky pipes
A black Jesus
144 Jehovah's Witnesses
Baby octopi
Albert Einstein
Raging flying squirrels
A pirated copy of Half Life 3
Squashed under the Rock's boot
7 years of bad luck
Paris Hilton
Knocked up a midget
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny!
Brain fart
Pure sodium in water
Whatever "the integral of x is ((x^2)/2) + C" means
A black mob
Pope Francis swearing like a pirate
Four-eyed Asians
White overrepresentation
The Jewish Revolution
An IQ of 0.0000001
The royal marriage of Trump and Putin
Hillary Clinton's porn server
My people call it "gae"
TV reruns
A partridge in a pear tree
Chris Pratt
The Great Kahuna
Monkeys throwing turds
Raw meat
A level playing field
Rage quitting
Overt antisemitism
Asian sized dick
The Crusades
Buying a car from an Arab
Damn Mexicans
The National Enquirer
A plasma screen TV
Mowed down by Karl Urban
A feminazi
IDK man
Russian hackers
TOO MANY DAMN VIDEO GAMES!!!
A creepy face
Pronz vs. prawns
The Supreme Court of the United States
Anthrax
Your mom
A trip to the pharmacy
Affirmative Action
Emergency room waiting times
Adam Levine's voice
We'll bang, ok?
Battletits
Spotify
Fucking Windows 98!
God's plan for mankind
An alien invasion from underground
Pictures of cats
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Scarlett's magnificent cunt

Dr Phil's used vibrator

Rihanna's saggy asshole

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We now have 119 question cards and 209 answer cards
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Okay, time to renovate and innovate. I'll be posting the current decks and we'll go from there. I'd like to maybe build subject-related decks for a little more control over the game.

Seriously! Deck #42 Part 1


Black Cards [Questions]

Yesterday I found ____, it made me shit my pants!
____? Oh no, not again!
On Fridays we always eat ____.
Fasten your seat belts, because we're doing ____!
I'll never forget the day that ____ took me behind the barn and showed me ____.
Would you like to buy ____?
I told you, I don't want ____!
He died as he lived - under the crushing force of ____.
It wasn't until ____ that I recognized my mistake.
____ used to live here. Now it's ____.
If I knew ____ was going to happen... I would have stayed home.
Would anyone like ____?
Okay ____, do your worst!
Who said ____ couldn't be a good thing in the right hands?
I told you, ____ and I went to the ____.
If I had ____ for every time you said that...
If you were a piece of impressionist art, what would you be?
____ is the best thing since ____.
I don't give a ____ about ____.
What do you want on your tombstone?
Why can't ____ be more like ____?
What's that thing on your face?
I'll do anything for ____ right now!
The worst part of the breakup was when she sent me 50,000lbs of burnt ____.
It wasn't until ____ that I started believing in a higher power.
For my tenth birthday, all I received was ____.
The latest fad from Japan: ____.
My porn search history has gotten weird recently. My top search was ____!
____ in ____? It's more likely than you think.
My first day on the job was also my worst - I was attacked by ____.
The worst thing about being a butcher is all the ____.
You see some horrifying things in the morgue. One time I found ____!
Hey, you have ____ stuck in your teeth.
____? I don't leave home without it!
What the fuck does wtf mean?
I'd buy ____ for a British pound.
Should I brexit or should I ____?
What did the ____ say to the racist piece of shit?
The one thing you would like to do to Rihanna.
Would you please ____?
All your ____ are belong to ____.
So a ____, a ____, and ____ walked into an armed robbery...
My terrorist registration call sign is ____.
I've got a lovely bunch of ____...
If references were ____ I would be a ____!
A Horse! A Horse! My ____ for a horse!
Oh boy, a brand new ____ 2000! It's just what I always wanted!
It's not gay if there is ____!
Nothing like ____ to wake you up on a cold morning!
For your safety, it is better to have ____ than ____. Pick 2

White Cards [Answers]

Ring of Power
African child molesters
Vodka and breast milk
telephone pole
jerking off to Santa
Culture Shock
Scat Fetish
Harambe's suicide
Holy Handgrenade
Call of Duty: Homicide
humping a squid monster
broken keyboard
burnt mammoth testicles
ironic killings
9-year old whore
family and friends walking in on you
peeing into a mailbox
fatal misunderstanding
shitting on a midget
eating maggots
bigfoot urinating on your cat
Donald Trump
Hillary Clinton
raping grandpa
racist android
bloody tampon
shooting up a massage parlor
cutting your nipples off with a spork
lemons, salt, and a bucket of blood
used pocket pussy
pirated anal beads
all my raging hardon
Suicide is the Answer
death by vaginal penetration
suicide porn
elephant cum
Indian outlaws
accidentally sexting your mom
Pedobear
passing out into a pool of acid
sniping cops like a bauss
Bukakke and nothing but bukakke
jousting with my Viagra enhanced penis
alien overlords
blue-blooded redneck with too many guns
Topless Tuesday
raping your mom
dying from a paper cut
fondling women at a funeral
kidnapping a jew and making them wash your clothes
eating as much as you possibly can in front of homeless people
feeding the homeless by puking on them
cocaine and peanut butter
breastfeeding in public
buttfucking a camel
two men and a double dildo
eating out your sister
jerking off in front of your dad
pegging your best friend
sacrificing your cat to satan
doing anal for food
hate-fucking a muslim child
sweet revenge
cutting your labia
conspiracy theories and meth
beastiality, then grandpa
struck by lightning
French anal beads
Terrorist Voodoo
#PornWithoutBorders
Social Justice Warriors and other forms of soulless whelps
rejected at birth
silent desperation
pube sandwich
beautiful castration
savage mockery
eating shit and dying
raped by a dog
shooting yourself in the face
raping baby Hitler
shouting like a black person
hiding like a jew
fisting like your mom
silent takedown
non-lethal killing
well-timed fart
meth and other condiments
gagged on my cum
bleeding clitoris
skullfucked
whining like a bitch in heat
bleeding from my hands and eyes
peeing into her mouth
Vagisil, for a cleaner, healthier cunt
more than a little racist
demonic possession
dick parade
just enough black people and jews
battletits alien probing
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Seriously! Deck # 42 Part 2

Black Cards [Questions]

____ is what Neil Armstrong should have said when he walked on the Moon.
I would give ____ to get a Pancake.
I think that ____ with your mom is better than ____.
I found ____ in my beard!
Someone told me to try the chefs ____ special. Is it any good?
If I had ____ for every time I heard that, I would be rich!
I blame it all on ____.
If AIDS is the cure, you must have ____.
I like ____ about as much as I would like stabbing myself in the ____.
I like ____ and I can not lie!
Sorrow comes in two forms: Loss and ____.
____'s what she said.
Go go ____!
____. First time. Every time.
So ____ had a ____ slip on live TV.
Don't do ____, stay in school and get ____ instead.
Why is it that whenever I am ____ somebody calls the cops?
This is the best question for ____ jokes.
Would you like a taste of ____?
Hold on right there! Let me give you ____!
In this dangerous world, there is only one thing you can trust: ____.
I am ____ and nothing will stop me from ____!
This ____... it makes ____ fade away!
This reality became unstable due to ____.
C. A. Looby was looking for ____ inside the box, but there wasn't a box.
I'm riding ____ off into ____.
____ is tickling your ass, run!
Jimmy knew, from that point on, that ____ would never be the same.
When Jimmy looked out the window, what did he see?
My sensors detect dangerously high levels of ____ being exerted from ____.
That graveyard ghost is slurping ____.
Jimmy compared her bosom to ____.
____ in ____ like there is no tomorrow!
My three wishes are for ____, ____, and ____.
I like big ____ and I cannot lie.
Someday... I can be ____.
This is why we can't have nice things: ____.
I want ____ and I want it now!
____ may appear larger in the mirror.
Insanity. That thing that happens when you ____ and everyone dies.
What did you just do?
Why is there ____ in my salad?
I just caught you playing with ____ in the bathroom!
____: it's what's for dinner.
That's the last time I ____ for anybody.
You did what!?
Where's ____ when you need one?
How many ____ does it take to screw in a light bulb?
I said ____. She said ____. Talk about miscommunication!
They tell me ____ is better than sex. Is it? Pick 1

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magical pussy
quivering cunt
slippery snatch
eager beaver
giant clitoris
puffy nipples
glistening areolas
titty hardon
my vag
ravenous vagina
vibrating strapon
pegging my bf
double penetration
the shocker
giving head
white supremecist
knuckle dragger
faggots
niggers
racist
asshole
jew-lover
retards
idiots
holy buttfuckery
republicans
my suicide
emo faggotry
whiny bitch
lazy piece of shit
danced on your corpse
teabagging your mom
fucked your dad
raped your goat
eternal gayness
all my holes
deep inside me
pussy farts
period juice
menstrual gruel
girl cum
squirting orgasm
swallowed it all
bukkake banzai
sloppy vagina
pickled urethra
reamed by an anteater
incest is best
fucked her fatrolls
superior cunt
puckering anus
two in the ass
jalepeno flavored butt-plug
ball sweat
kinky dragon
rapeX
oral creampie
asian pimp
a baby with no arms or legs
my idiot child
greasy butthole
pierced labia
demon sperm
cockeyed weasel
bleeding nipples
anal creampie
docking sideways
asian vagina
my daddy kink
mommy's cockslut
feminazi bitch
cumslut
crying into my applesauce
in too deep
fat bastard
hinjews
forced circumcision
genital mutilation
black jesus
slavery ftw
the grand wizard
burning a cross
layers and layers of duct tape
aborting smart people
rabid squirrels
pirating WillMaker 2016
7 years of bad luck
impregnating a midget
the ultimate showdown with your family
an angry mob
chemical castration
man-meat taco
jewish penis implants
BDSM candid camera reruns
fecal discharge
rage quitting real life
the asian schlong
KILF - Kid I'd Like to Fuck
nigger parade
creepypasta
anthrax explosion
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Seriously! Deck # 42 Part 3

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Which is longer? ____ or ____?
Why did I come here?
Best cock-blocking technique?
The cure for feminism?
The preferred method for date rape is?
I like ____, but she likes ____, so how do we fix this?
Shitty cards?
Pick 4 What would you give to this year's winner?
Your biggest fantasy?
I got raped. Why?
What would you do to get into her panties?
What is the best way to kill a mexican?
The best way to die?
First ____ and then ____, but now I have an STD.. WTF??
How should politicians die?
I sleep around a lot. That's why I have ____.
____ isn't funny, but ____ is fucking hilarious!
____ went to the ____ and got ____ with his ____.
Why is Mane short?
If your life revolved around compiling data.. what would be your preferred suicide method?
Shitty cards?
Pick 4 Minecraft. What's your first thought?
She wants it in the ass. What's your excuse?
Everything would be right with the world if we all got more ____.
The best things on the Internet are (pick 3): ____.
The worst thing that can happen to you while taking a shit?
Girls and boys have many things in common. My ____ inside them for starters...
I like sucking on ____'s big fat ____.
Play your best racist card now.
Sorry Officer, but the ____ on ____ was impossible to resist!
Create the most non-sensical sentence possible.
Would you rather cut off your ____, or live in shame with ____?
Rape is wrong. But ____ is wronger..?
The least you could do for a girl with a lisp?
Biggest fantasy: ____ and ____ at the same time.
Acquired immune deficiency syndrome. I got it from ____. How about you?
Going for a hat trick. I want three ____ to put their ____ in my ass and grind.
Teen girls are like ants. Too many, they bite, and I want to murder them all with: ____.
Everything is okay if we ____.
Let's make rape great again with ____.
If you can't ____ an Eskimo child.. what can you do?
My little brother has ____, because I gave it to him.
I was just walking along and ____ ripped off my pants and shoved ____ up my ass.
If you voted for Trump that makes you a ____.
Hillary Clinton's ____ looks like a ____ that has been ____ through a ____.
Every man wants ____. Every woman wants ____. This might be a problem. Pick 2

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saggy asshole
racially accepting gangbang
a Clorox nightcap
the right fucking answer
sodomizing a flock of pigeons
flee for our lives
twincest is best
suicide by cop
the entire football team in 3 hours
the great niggerlord
the Calhoun Effect
steampunked rocket dildo
sci-fi alien probe with human goo still on it
the last, best hope for anal
tri-fecting your face with a pitchfork
cyanide is happiness
suicide is more fun with friends
shot loads of acid-burning semen
ass to mouth with your brother
finding out your brother works at your favorite gloryhole
being skullfucked by a wild boar
your mom riding your lap on a 3-hour drive
Dahmer Construction Co.
Lecter Used Goods Ltd.
grab her by the pussy
maggot infested soul
moldy gym shorts
ripped off her labia with my teeth for food
getting a triple kill on the sidewalk
bowling for babies
headless dogs and cats
tranny phantom
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So, Madlibs, with already answered inserts that you choose randomly?
Sounds like fun. I loved madlibs back in the day.
But, I am going to be so busy trying to get my strength back, and help my wife, who gets out of the hospital thursday.
Which reminds me, if ever there was a time for cheeto's and pr0n, this is it! (j/k).
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