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Old 02-15-2003, 01:26 PM   #1   Add To Ignore List  
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Talking Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

Do not blame me, it is going around the web. I just thought it was funny. ( by the way, some people say I am a redneck, maybe thats why I can laugh at it )
Read @ your own risk. LOL!

Roses are red,
or are they blue?
H*ll I don't know
but i do like you.

I love you more
than my truck's tires.
Yer more useful than my
old rusty pliers.

You cook a good deer
and fry a good egg,
just wish you'd shave that
hair off your legs.

If you decide not to do it, Pumkin Face,
It's okay, I'll still feel the same,
I'll just keep on tellin my buddies,
yer up fer a part in Planet of the Apes.

Yer my pride and joys,
What a lady!
But hows come we do it
only when it's my payday?

When I ran over ya with my truck,
you didn't even say "ouch."
And you are so cute,
when you wipe your boogers under the couch.

I hope we stay together,
at least a couple more days-
cuz i'm really horney
and I want to get laid.

Happy Valentine's Day !!!!!

Yes I am still in valentines mode and will be all weekend with a few rest breaks. ( you need them when you get over 40 )
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Old 02-15-2003, 01:29 PM   #2   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 02-15-2003, 01:29 PM   #3   Add To Ignore List  
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Old 02-15-2003, 06:04 PM   #4   Add To Ignore List  
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Reminds me of the little town I grew up in.
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Old 02-15-2003, 06:18 PM   #5   Add To Ignore List  
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Thats a funny poem!
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Old 02-15-2003, 06:27 PM   #6   Add To Ignore List  
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Heh heh. Rednecks Rule.
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Old 02-16-2003, 09:27 AM   #8   Add To Ignore List  
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Is it for your sister?
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Old 02-17-2003, 09:31 AM   #10   Add To Ignore List  
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how many fingers do u have?
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