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Old 10-22-2002, 11:22 PM   #1  
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Default J Lo nipple tweaker

"Pop princess Jennifer Lopez has a personal nipple-tweaker on hand for music video emergencies. The director of her new video wanted to see more of her nipples through her top as she shot a video for her new album THIS IS ME....NOW.

So, pressed into service for a duty most men can only dream of, a member of her entourage was up to the challenge. (Second-last picture). Darn it. I missed that ad in the want ads. I saw the one for the Rosie O'Donnell nipple tweaker, but I passed and called Arby's instead for an assistant night manager job."




This is the only photo I could post without getting.....er, you know
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Old 10-22-2002, 11:24 PM   #2  
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LOL, boy what a job. All they need now is the J-Lo Ass rubber.
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Old 10-22-2002, 11:27 PM   #3  
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ooohhhh.... pm me with the link to the complete set of pictures. I gotta see this... morbid curiosity you understand.

Welllllll.... maybe just a little perversion.
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Old 10-22-2002, 11:33 PM   #4  
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I've seen em - um - those glasscutters!

w00t for firm boobies!

booger - go to fark.com and refer to a day or two ago in their archives. It is there and ready for viewing!

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Old 10-23-2002, 12:01 AM   #5  
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what booger said, pm me with the link too

fark.com doesn't work for me.
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Old 10-23-2002, 12:28 AM   #6  
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ugh please shoot me in the face so i dont have to look at this woman anymore.
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Old 10-23-2002, 12:37 AM   #7  
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finaly...a use for cold hands ...where does one go to become a certefide nipple knocker anyway?...does it pay by the hour od per nipple?will i be required to use both hands for quick tweeks?..inquireing hands want to know..
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Old 10-23-2002, 12:53 AM   #8  
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Well, obviously the nipple position is filled. Hmmmm.... I wonder if there's an opening for poosay waxer....
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:27 AM   #9  
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hey in the porn industry there might be one for pussy shaver and that can include waxing.....
just one thing.... there is no need for a girl to be fluffed so dont go thinking you can be a male fluffer
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Old 10-23-2002, 01:29 AM   #10  
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Hell, I'll do ANY of these jobs for free!

Correction, any of them with WOMEN.
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Old 10-23-2002, 02:48 AM   #11  
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I am somewhere in Grand Master Shinobi's camp... Something about this woman's fame seems so excessively undeserved that it is painful for me to be exposed to her publicity.

I knew someone in California who whorkeed for a production company, and she had obseved Miss Lopez in some candind moments. The story she told was unflattering to say the least, and went right along with my theory.

She need one of those "get over yourself" awards shaped like the prince sign. Of course prince radiates humility by comparison and his success was deserved...
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Old 10-23-2002, 03:06 AM   #12  
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I'd still be willing to tweak her nipples, even if she's a bitch.
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Old 10-23-2002, 03:17 AM   #13  
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I'd hate to rain on the perv-parade, but she could just wear nipple enhancers.
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Old 10-23-2002, 03:31 AM   #14  
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oh no it's cool I am actually astounded that they make those
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Old 10-23-2002, 05:04 AM   #15  
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it's as simple as 1,2,3....

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Old 10-23-2002, 06:43 AM   #16  
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Lopez whored her way to the top...isnt that common knowledge?
During the "in living color" days she was one of the biggest whores in the industry.
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Old 10-23-2002, 09:38 AM   #17  
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Quote:
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I'd hate to rain on the perv-parade, but she could just wear nipple enhancers.



all hail...queen of the perv parade.. ..er..will you be thowing candy?...
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Old 10-23-2002, 09:41 AM   #18  
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Ill rather play with my own nipples than j lo.......i hate that female.
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Old 10-23-2002, 10:08 AM   #19  
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Quote:
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I'd hate to rain on the perv-parade, but she could just wear nipple enhancers.
and jsut out of courrioustity ... how did you come across finding these? ... j/k
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Old 10-23-2002, 05:29 PM   #20  
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The only ones I knew of were from plastic surgery.....they implant little plastic sticks.
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Old 10-23-2002, 06:34 PM   #21  
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well at least im not the only one who feels the same way about this ho.
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Old 10-23-2002, 06:36 PM   #22  
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me too
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Old 10-23-2002, 07:42 PM   #23  
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I've seen em - um - those glasscutters!
I prefer the term "pencil erasers"....
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Old 10-23-2002, 08:04 PM   #24  
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shes still hot...
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Old 10-24-2002, 12:59 AM   #25  
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Quote:
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and jsut out of courrioustity ... how did you come across finding these? ... j/k
The people who made them are from Minnesota, so a local radio morning show interviewed them a while back.
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Old 10-24-2002, 01:15 AM   #26  
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hmmmm....this gives me an idea for a new wall safe..
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Old 10-24-2002, 01:31 AM   #27  
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I think J Lo is quite hot, with all her make-up and stylin' clothes on. I notice she has gotten much hotter than when she was younger, as I've seen other women do. I'm not exactly sure why, but I'm not about to rule-out some plastic surgery... Still I know they are in better shape, but their faces are hotter.
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Old 10-24-2002, 05:32 PM   #28  
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Gimmie the links 4 that J lo nipple Tweaker.. PM me
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Old 10-24-2002, 06:06 PM   #29  
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That would be such a great job....damn. There is probably an age requirement plus an approval by J Lo herself.
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Old 10-24-2002, 06:10 PM   #30  
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Exclamation I want that job

If nipple tweaking only requires TWEAKING THEM.Then i'd wanna SEE them too... ppl say I am such a perv..... U ppl think so??? I wanna $@#$#$ J Lo so much.....


Until there's nothing left of her.....




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