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Old 09-29-2006, 08:01 AM   #1  
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My morrowind characters have all become gay.

I mean the stereo typical gay men.

Their voices are high pitcvhed and real fast.

Cannot find solution.

I cannot stand it.

Fix it for me. Now.

Seriously though, is there a patch for this?

Codecs and drivers are new.

Reinstalled 1000 times.

Cannot get past this problem.

Fix it now.

Thank you.
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:17 AM   #2  
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Have you tried slaping it with a limp wrist and calling it a bitch?
Type this into your cfg.file and save, "give all you silly beast"
And if those dont work you can always try holding your breath.

What up Fo0d.
Your serious right? Try updateing your audio drivers, or readjust the acceleration.
Use your onboard sound and see if its the the sound cards fault.
Turn off one of the cores on your CPU.
Other than that I recomend the MW forums.
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I thought this was going to be somekind of "post the most gay characters in morrowind and oblivion" thread.
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:27 AM   #4  
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1) readjust the acceleration.

2)Use your onboard sound and see if its the the sound cards fault.
Turn off one of the cores on your CPU.

3)Other than that I recomend the MW forums.
1) How?

2) HA! As if I had an alternative to onboard!

3) No. I like your breasts better.
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This sounds like a stupid question (and it is) but do you have direct X installed?
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:37 AM   #6  
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This sounds like a stupid question (and it is) but do you have direct X installed?
Yes it is a stupid question but I'll allow it to pass.

If my memory serves me right (unlike Zen's ) Audio acceleration can be controlled from DX Diag.

Is this true?

NOTE: Before I forget, only audio which is sped up is the character's voices!
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:41 AM   #7  
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My morrowind characters have all become gay.

I mean the stereo typical gay men.

Their voices are high pitcvhed and real fast.

Cannot find solution.

I cannot stand it.

Fix it for me. Now.

Seriously though, is there a patch for this?

Codecs and drivers are new.

Reinstalled 1000 times.

Cannot get past this problem.

Fix it now.

Thank you.
#1 Uninstall and throw away.

Seriously though:

#2 Start --> Run --> type in dxdiag.exe (or just find it somehow) then go to the Sound and/or music tab and put acceleration to minimum (that should be the second from the left, so don't turn acceleration completely off).

If it fails, go to #1.
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:44 AM   #8  
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Old 09-29-2006, 08:51 AM   #9  
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Sorry Fo0d, nobody plays with the man mink unless theyre soft.
But heres an easy way to see it, just follows the blue balls.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v9...0/Image1-1.jpg
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Old 09-29-2006, 09:02 AM   #10  
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Also you use your "help and support" feature in the "start" bar menu.
Scroll down to "fix a problem"
The rest will be easy to figure out.
Good luck.
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Old 10-02-2006, 07:59 AM   #11  
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Tried just about anything posted here.

Fact remains, characters are still tending to be homosexual a couple of minutes after I started the game.

Apparently the infamous "gay pride" has come to new aspects of evolution and fame.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:23 AM   #12  
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Well there ya go then, ya should have tried the homo...I mean demo first.
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:31 AM   #13  
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Demo?

No I just managed to make my PC run after months of inactivity and wanted to celebrate.

Argh, and I still have to buy another 748 motherboard. I hate having obsolete hardware which is hard to replace.

By the way, I have read a short article in regards to a 748 chipset motherboard being able to mount a PCI-E card. Price was firendly too.

Any past experiences in regards?

Otherwise.

FIX THE PROBLEM!
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Old 10-02-2006, 08:56 AM   #14  
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Lol, fix the problem?
What is there to do? You will have to go to the net download and printout all information to include mother board jumpers, bios setting for all your hardware so you have a fast reference to it all then take it all apart clean it and carfully place everything back with all the settings and jumpers correct and hope for the best.
Also go to the site that explians what the bios settings are for and what they do and print them out as well.
If its a laptop well then yer screwed.

Also, avoid the SIS chipsets there drivers are shit for windows but should work OK for linux.
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Old 10-02-2006, 03:57 PM   #15  
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its a setting in windows called pitch control.
So what is my prize?
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Old 10-02-2006, 05:04 PM   #16  
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Haven't some people had this same problem with SS2?
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Old 10-02-2006, 06:12 PM   #18  
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So are you playing Morrowind, or are you playing oblivion? Or does this happen in both? Because, you know, they are both totaly seperate games. (The series is called "The Elder Scrolls")
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Old 10-03-2006, 05:20 AM   #19  
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So are you playing Morrowind, or are you playing oblivion? Or does this happen in both? Because, you know, they are both totaly seperate games. (The series is called "The Elder Scrolls")
Ah.

Oblivion.

What do I win?
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Old 10-03-2006, 06:30 AM   #21  
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What do u win... u win a prize for the unluckiest dude that ever played oblivion.
And your prize; fag male characters.

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Old 10-03-2006, 07:58 AM   #22  
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748 mobo?!?? I have heard of 754 AMD's and 775 Intels but wtf is a 748 socket?
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Old 10-03-2006, 09:01 AM   #23  
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748 mobo?!?? I have heard of 754 AMD's and 775 Intels but wtf is a 748 socket?
Since I've been playing homo morrowind for too long, perhaps my typing has become gay too.

478.

Now shut up and fix the problem.

Plus I'm not an hardware genius.
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Assumeing you have service 2 installed and the latest Oblivion patch as well as looking to see your sound chip is supported by the game and in the event you dont have the french version with the german patch I recomend a wedgie to be performed by tieing the back of your underware to a short rope and jumping off the stairwell.
Dont forget to tie the other end off now otherwise you will look like a big tampon falling.

In the event none of that appeals to you then theres always the buy a cheap audio card that the game does support and dont forget to turn the onboard sound off.
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Assumeing you have service 2 installed and the latest Oblivion patch as well as looking to see your sound chip is supported by the game and in the event you dont have the french version with the german patch I recomend a wedgie to be performed by tieing the back of your underware to a short rope and jumping off the stairwell.
Dont forget to tie the other end off now otherwise you will look like a big tampon falling.

In the event none of that appeals to you then theres always the buy a cheap audio card that the game does support and dont forget to turn the onboard sound off.
Will be doing exactly that.
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I own two 478 P4 machines. I motherboard chipset for sound is good enough for a work pc but is far from any requirements of any current game on the market.

Get a Sound Blaster Audigy or higher (This would be 2~4 or XFI).

BTW, 478 socket boards do not have any PCI-e slots. PCI-e stands for PCI-express which are found in the newer motherboards only. They replaced the AGP slot found on yours. The sound card that you will need though is only PCI, to which your motherboard should have a few.
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BTW, 478 socket boards do not have any PCI-e slots. PCI-e stands for PCI-express which are found in the newer motherboards only. They replaced the AGP slot found on yours. The sound card that you will need though is only PCI, to which your motherboard should have a few.
I knew that also. However I have viewed something about a Albatron mother board with PCI-E mounted on a 478 chipset

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Sound card replacement would be cheaper and easier than motherboard. Besides, your motherboard having a PCI-e slot still with only a 478 cpu is not any real gain over what your currently running. The PCI-e is for graphics, not gay sound in games.

If your set on replacing your motherboard, look at updating to Core 2 Duo (Intel) or AMD 939 socket that can run the AMD 64 line. Either is a very nice upgrade but way more money than one would spend on <$100 sound card.
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there is a mod that changes the pitch of character voices. Download that and change the pitch
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Sound card replacement would be cheaper and easier than motherboard. Besides, your motherboard having a PCI-e slot still with only a 478 cpu is not any real gain over what your currently running. The PCI-e is for graphics, not gay sound in games.

If your set on replacing your motherboard, look at updating to Core 2 Duo (Intel) or AMD 939 socket that can run the AMD 64 line. Either is a very nice upgrade but way more money than one would spend on <$100 sound card.
Need to change the motherobard none the less. I'll mantain the 478 chipset (can't afford to purchase a new processor also) but I need to replace my current motherboard as I have the second RAM slot (out of 3) faulty (Mem test confirms)

In consequence I'll be getting another 478 mobo, which is hard to find, and a sound card in order to improve the audio and reduce the processing weight on my pc.

Wardile: Cannot find the patch, could you hook me up?

Thankeshen, you people tend to be useful sometimes.
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